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Vibe coded ballistic missile GNC software is horrifying though

Oopsie claude got the sign wrong now our missile is trying to fly upside down :(
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Oops, claude mixed up the theta and phi coordinates, I hope $NEUTRAL_ALLY isn't too mad at us for hitting their city thousands of miles away from our actual target
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(A Russian Proton rocket actually tried to do this once because some dumbass installed the gyroscope upside down)
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@scathach return to launch site abort mode hits different when it's an ICBM and not a shuttle
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@scathach wasn't there some mars lander where they didn't properly convert metric and imperial units and it just slammed into the ground? Kinda reminds me of that
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@snacks @scathach How did that happen? Did NASA actually admit Guajarats to their staff as early as the late '90s?
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@snacks @scathach
"Inadequate funding and poor management have been cited as underlying causes of the failures."

Yeah, okay. Every other NASA initiative is "Spaceballs 2: The Quest for More Money."

This is simple: if an inscient layman like me can understand the mistake, then the mistake was extraordinarily stupid. I choose to believe that the oxy hangovers of two or more veteran engineers was the primary cause of this oversight.
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