Conversation

HEV suit mark IV and no automatic piss+sweat gathering or ballsack massage smh

2
3
8
@evamik how do you know? we don't see Gordon drink ONCE in all games
2
2
2

@N33R True...maybe the best features are not mentioned by the suit

1
0
5
@N33R @evamik Ithe suit puts in several venous access points so it can inject Dilaudid and anti-venom as well as saline to ensure hydration and perform emergency plasmapheresis as well. the ballsack massage was removed in the Mk III because of its tendency to accidentally castrate male users when operating in low gravity environments. it has automatic piss+sweat gathering capabilities but these are usually set to discharge as opposed to recycle because of issues with the filters in the recycling loop that were caused by the use of barnacle derived membranes (the recycled fluids would inevitably have traces amounts of barnacle jizz in them, which made them unsuitable for reinfusion)
2
2
3
@N33R @evamik oh yeah there's also a catheter. it has to be a foley because the stresses of whatever you're doing in the suit often result in leaks
1
1
2
@risperdoll @N33R @evamik doesn't it canonically have morphine injectors?
1
0
1
@snacks @N33R @evamik yep! but that's the old version. they switched to dilaudid bc bullsquid bites were too intense, but kept the recording because they were cheap
0
1
2
@evamik Gordon has it set to privacy mode so it doesn't play the [PROSTATE MASSAGER ACTIVATED] while he's talking to a scientist
1
1
2

@N33R Prostate massager is obviously FOR HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENT CONDITIONS

1
0
2

@evamik morphine administered, morphine administered, morphine administered, morphine administered len

0
2
1
@evamik @N33R this is why the hydra was cancelled, avoiding the r18+ rating
0
0
2