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why does nerthos want me to marry snacks?
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@kim
>Asuka pfp
wait when did you decide to be racist?
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@kim snacks is a good guy to choose unironically
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@kaia i want to hear some arguments
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- nice beard
- comfy dad vibes
- will not cheat on you
- will pamper you if you pamper him
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@kim ChenBlush you want a dude who wants to plap you, that's a good thing
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I got mixed signals on this one.

(I think it's a different guy than you're talking about)
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@kim i've been desperate and nice enough for everyone to want to find good wifey for goodboy
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@kim also, he can see we're made for each other obv!
I think most people don't realize you're in a relationship already
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@kim 1) it's funny to say it
2) it's one of those cases where two people are an obvious good match for eachother, I get the same feeling as I did from shp and nacchan years ago (in their case it was a strong enough intuition that it convinced me not to hit on her despite how cool she was) and those two are now married.
3) you sexually harass eachother in a way that's good to have in a relationship
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@kaia @kim Glad you agree bestie
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@kim @kaia I got some news, not sure how to say it but you don't become a dad without plapping a lot. Every dad is a confirmed plapper.
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@kim @kaia the immaculate conception of Kim
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@kim @kaia That's honestly based, child of prophecy
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@nerthos @kaia @kim Are you sure? I read a doujin once where the girl just used a funnel to get the guy's sperm into her, so that he could be a father but never lose his virginity.
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@druid @kaia @kim The king of Spain did something similar once too (his penis was too big to fit into any noblewoman)
But funnel georg is an statistical outlier adn should not be counted
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@nerthos @kaia @kim Which king of Spain was this?
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@druid @kaia @kim Fernando VII

This was before dickpicks though so tough luck
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@nerthos @kaia @kim Huh. I never knew about that!
I love how you specified that he was too big only for NOBLEwomen lol
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@druid @kaia @kim I mean I'm sure that in the early 1800s when Spain owned half the world he could have gathered an army of prostitutes that could fit his gargantuan penis just fine, but those would not produce legally valid heirs to a world empire, his status shortened the list of potential wives tightly enough already to duchesses and princesses.
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@kim @kaia @druid We're speaking way bigger than normal so it'd have to be a very freaky woman or a "professional", even if there was a suitable wife who liked to play with big toys, it's not exactly something that she would tell anyone outside her lover due to the political consequence, so the court could not find her.
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