I wouldn’t dare mess with meth unless I had one heck of good relationship with my dentist and insurance.
The trick is not geting any on your teeth.
Castlevania III might be my all-time favorite game soundtrack
You don’t think somebody talking about “almost drowning their children in punishment” during the Clancy Trial might be coming from a place of irony ? 
Yeah you’re just salty he saved his daughter’s life, whilst having sufficient metaawareness to realize it’d look bad if you brought it up 🙄
You don’t really wonder any such thing - you’re simply pretending to so as to frame him with the implication that he’s inevitably going to estrange himself from his kids 🙄
Not just wrong, malicious; she doesn’t give two shits about his kids.
And it’s all our fault for refusing to validate her dumb malicious bullshit that she’ll pretend is worry over our children’s well-being.
A consequence of them losing sight of the fact that some basic respect would greatly mitigate any need for instilling fear in the first place
uh, yeah
realize that "what you would do to somebody that threatened one of your kids" does not have much of an exception for that somebody being "one of your other kids"
tanning the kid's ass and sending him for a supervised unauthorized swim for the nearly-lethal consequences of "disobeying a very clear and reasonable instruction delivered in plain fucking English" is S-tier parenting, simple as
"get out of the f'n bathroom right now or I'm going to shit your pants"
@Humpleupagus @penguin @dagda @BigBirdPhoenix @Xenophon @pyrate @subnetter that’s what happens when Penis Hole #2 is unoccupied
My wife makes the right kinds of noises when I beat her up, by now
Much easier to clean off than the toilet brush. Ask me how I know 😬
Rock DJ
@subnetter @Humpleupagus @dagda you realize that if Tyler has any problems (like a visit from CPS for Kid #1 almost drowning Kid #2), you’ve now volunteered to be the prime suspect for diming him out, right?
… “men” who also recognized how disgusting that thread was.
Ah I see you use the term in its loosest possible sense. Something something loosey goosey 
Rock DJ