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guy working at subway told me to google the f-650 and said it was the coolest vehicle ever and that i'd immediately want one as soon as i saw it. when i wasn't floored he said "i thought you drove up in your mom's car, does it actually, like, move?" just make my sandwich bro im not in the mood for ts 😭
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although he called me a twink in all but name: "when i saw you pulling up, i thought you were like a teenager that stole his mom's car". is this what passes for flirting in florida
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cool_boy_mew
coolboymew@shitposter.world
@zonk Man, that's an American truck alright. It's fuck huge massive yet and the back thingy doesn't look any bigger than any other cars like it
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@zonk Also just wear audio ear plugs, the guy making your sub won't talk to you then
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@coolboymew @zonk it's normally meant to be a box truck btw
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@coolboymew no need for a commercial driver's license btw. ridiculous country
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@coolboymew but i like talking to the retail workers. gets me out faster and makes their day a bit more tolerable. if they tell me to shut up i do
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@creamqueen @sendpaws @zonk I don't really care about the height, but it's just that really, the back compartment is seriously not any bigger than most other trucks like it
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@coolboymew@shitposter.world @zonk@shitposter.world nothing can beat what the Japanese are allowed to have
< those small but versatile trucks
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@coolboymew @zonk f650 is used for commercial purposes only. It is very hard for a person to buy one since dealers wont sell them. Theyre fleet vehicles. Box trucks, towing, dump trucks. You will never see just a guy driving them.
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@coolboymew don't worry, i had my fair share of awkward moments, complete with 3 second pauses between responses, like
>why don't you have a truck? aren't you good at your job?
<... idk man, my suv is good enough. i don't have a use for a truck
>... you don't want to look cool?
<... no?
in my defense what am i even supposed to say
>why don't you have a truck? aren't you good at your job?
<... idk man, my suv is good enough. i don't have a use for a truck
>... you don't want to look cool?
<... no?
in my defense what am i even supposed to say
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@zonk Bro burns $60 in gas just to pull out of his driveway.
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@ElDeadKennedy @zonk now that's some back space
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@zonk Florida explains this post i was very confused on how a human being acts like this at first
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@trishuna the creatures that reside here are kinda funny and im not talking about the wildlife
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cool_boy_mew
coolboymew@shitposter.world
@zonk oh I kinda like SUVs, looooots of interior space
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@coolboymew @zonk I work adjacent to heavy duty trucks so I am being informative.
These are the least luxurious trucks ever and nobody in their right mind would want one to own unless theyre doing business.
These are the least luxurious trucks ever and nobody in their right mind would want one to own unless theyre doing business.
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@coolboymew i keep my back seats folded down most of the time and throw my bike inside. it's pretty convenient. id get a station wagon if they started making those again
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cream queen
creamqueen@clubcyberia.co
@zonk @coolboymew station wagons still exist. You can just buy them.
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@creamqueen @coolboymew deadass? i genuinely didn't know
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@zonk @coolboymew Sounds like he's trying to justify his own useless truck purchase lmao. Imagine wanting to burn more fuel and burn more space just to.. not actually haul anything and to feel more "manly"? 
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@adrint @coolboymew bro you don't get it. i have such a massive ballsack and penis that i NEED the large cab space. i simply cannot fit my huge voluminous ballsack into a sedan, and i need to fold my penis back over my shoulder and fit it into the bed.
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@coolboymew @zonk My dream vehicle is a Toyota Rav4.
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@creamqueen @coolboymew we can't all be mr big money moves 😔
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@zonk for real though how do you afford a truck like that on a subway salary? Either daddy's money paid for the truck or this retard is swimming in debt for a vehicle that he derives no real utility from, hence the coping about "looking cool" and trying to convince you to get one too.
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@zonk @coolboymew tell him ur gay
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@adrint i don't think he actually owns one tbh, he just thinks it's cool and probably wants to get one
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@hakui @coolboymew oh yeah im pretty straight passing irl i should do that more
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@creamqueen @coolboymew this is dangerous knowledge...
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@zonk @coolboymew man I would love to hear eaglelander comments if I drove my small peugeot there
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@creamqueen @coolboymew @zonk the idiots who buy f650 as their main ''truck'' dont get them from regular dealers, they got them from custom shops which main bsns is selling those useless f650 to people with more money than neurons, iirc the f650 got famous because shaq had one with 6 or 8 doors and more dumb shit, most people dont need anything about 250, fuck having a 150 is already an overkill for most of its owners
I have nothing against trucks, in fact I have one but srsly most of the time you dont really need them a big truck, something like a mavaerick or a hilux or frontier is more than enough
I have nothing against trucks, in fact I have one but srsly most of the time you dont really need them a big truck, something like a mavaerick or a hilux or frontier is more than enough
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@eal @coolboymew depends on the region. but even somewhere like california you get a shit ton of larger vehicles on the road. most people are really open and receptive though, you'd make a scene and people would be very inquisitive, especially in the south
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@creamqueen @coolboymew @tsugumi it's a cultural thing in my mind. in europe you get the smallest possible car for your use case, maximizing utility and economy (and often times you simply don't need one, so you realize that and don't buy one). over here, people are weirdly attached to their cars, and buy them to express their... personalities. people won't dress to impress but will absolutely go into debt to pimp out their baby crusher 9000
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@adrint @coolboymew @creamqueen @zonk current hilux isnt that good, the nissan frontier is the best deal
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@creamqueen @coolboymew @tsugumi the american consumer is definitely spoiled for choice, all the coolest foreign cars get imported anyways (unless you're a chinese ev enjoyer, but even then if you're rich enough you can just pay the crazy stamp duties)
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cream queen
creamqueen@clubcyberia.co
@zonk @coolboymew @tsugumi my cars are European but theyre 33 years old and europe hates the environment so youre forced to buy new cars that waste new materials instead of old cars that were already built
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@creamqueen @coolboymew @tsugumi although waymo is importing chinese evs en masse with their new ojai model. nothing more american than corporations being able to spend their way out of the problems they themselves created
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@tsugumi @creamqueen @coolboymew the chinese evs are honestly great in the short term. they're cheap and also reliable enough to own and maintain. too bad the playbook is to flood the market with subsidized imports, suffocate the local industry, and then raise the price tenfold
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@creamqueen @coolboymew @zonk there's a ford dealer that does commercial sales and the only one they sell that isn't just a plain chassis is a box truck that's bigger and heavier duty than the econolines
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Pawlicker
sendpaws@mitra.pawslut.party@snacks @coolboymew @zonk status symbols for the people who listen to kid rock
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Sapphire Star
sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
@zonk @coolboymew you don't even need a CDL to drive a semi as long as you don't drive it commercially in most states
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