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@meso @anemone I didn’t know you spoke German
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@anemone as an Ohioan I thought everyone was exaggerating.
Guess this makes sense.
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@anemone good to see none of the good parts of the country have gone above 200% at least.
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@eris @anemone Honestly it's strange but I think both of you would really like Liverpool
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@arcana @anemone Anywhere in the north I'd be good with. Manchester or Liverpool
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@eris @anemone They hate each other so choose wisely.
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@eris @anemone Liverpool is a lot more interesting imo because it has way more museums and you can get a boat across to the best peninsula in the world
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@arcana @anemone hmmm Manchester is what I know more about
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@eris @anemone Try them both, they're like 30 miles from each other if that
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@raf @anemone House prices in Badiddily Bong, OdahIdaho are a joke
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@arcana @anemone tbh I don't really trust leaving the country for the next 4 years because I don't wanna get harassed coming back
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@arcana@fedi.layer02.net @eris@yourwalls.today pay there seems pretty bad. Honestly the Netherlands or Denmark seem most promising so far

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@anemone @arcana @eris did they get over that retarded idea to ban crypto yet
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@icedquinn @anemone @eris Britain? I don't think Britain has never wanted to ban crypto
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@anemone @arcana go Netherlands. Denmark is gonna be way too small town minded
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@eris @anemone What makes you think Denmark will be like that but not Netherlands?
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@arcana @anemone Netherlands got the nudists and weed cafes
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@eris @anemone Denmark has some anarchist village and Counterstrike professionals
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@arcana @anemone if I was gonna do Scandinavia I'd live in Norway or Finland
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@eris @anemone Finns are really bizarre honestly
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@eris @anemone @arcana sweden seems like the best choice in scandinavia to me
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@nemesis @anemone @arcana @eris but finland 🇫🇮
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@nemesis @anemone @arcana @eris they all have terrible food tho barely edible
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@lucy @anemone @arcana @eris 40th parallel rule, never fails
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@nemesis @lucy @anemone @eris Hearty meals of warriors vs slop that gives you diarrhea
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@arcana @anemone @nemesis @eris you have a weak stomach also english food is different, it's just stale and unseasoned. I've been to Denmark once and their food is disgusting actually made me sick Scandinavia is allegedly even worse
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@lucy @anemone @arcana @eris there is plenty of gross english food too, black pudding for instance
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@nemesis @anemone @arcana the way they all acted like MAGA during COVID really said it's a no for me lol
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@lucy @anemone @nemesis @eris
>weak stomach
I can eat as much cheese, milk, meat, etc. as I want with zero issues. South users take one peek at a cow's bounty and their guts fall through.

>stale and unseasoned
Ask for medium rare.

Also, ask for honey, brown sauce, butter, etc. Best seasonings in the world, not that most food needs it.
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@lucy @anemone @arcana @nemesis I would simply eat fish all the time, what else could you really need
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@anemone @lucy @eris @nemesis I feel like this isn't actually that uncommon, it's just not as newsworthy as the hell threads
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@arcana @anemone @nemesis @eris what's a cow's bounty in international english
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@lucy @anemone @arcana @eris its generally british and irish, not sure exactly where it originated
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@arcana @lucy @anemone @eris

north users: hahaha I can drink unlimited lactose

also north users: mouth physical disintegrates when eating 20% spicy food
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@anemone @arcana @eris @nemesis it smells rotten what sane person would eat that..
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@nemesis @anemone @eris @lucy I actually had that while meeting a client on Tuesday I think
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@nemesis @anemone @eris @lucy It was a dip with my fried Halloumi. The Wine Bar chef REALLY likes spicy food.
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@lucy @anemone @arcana @nemesis think that's more a culture thing than something that eat every day
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@nemesis @anemone @arcana @eris im going to make chilli for breakfast rn btw
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@eris@yourwalls.today @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @arcana@fedi.layer02.net @nemesis@fedi.layer02.net i had some kind of fermented fish from south america at a food cart once and it was good so im willing to give this kind of thing a try

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@anemone @arcana @eris @nemesis i ate rotten pork by accident once because free food and all haha (and puked immediately), never again if it smells spoiled it's definitely not edible smh
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@anemone@ebiverse.social how the fuck is Ohio, fucking OHIO, a positive number?

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@arcana @anemone @nemesis @eris nah that was years ago
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@tamamizu @arcana @anemone @eris @nemesis i hope so i've suffered enough pleadingcute
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@lucy @anemone @arcana @nemesis that meal you linked is safely fermented in a sealed jar. no different than curing meat. We just aren't used to that kind of thing nowadays but it's not the same as eating rotten food
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@eris @anemone @arcana @nemesis it literally smells rotten tho
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@eris @anemone @arcana @nemesis i know it's not otherwise people would just die eating it but i don't get why people would eat it since it smells rotten
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@lucy @anemone @nemesis @eris Oh so it's not actually rotten
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@lucy @anemone @arcana @nemesis someone once told me that the English food they ate tasted like penis
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@melonhusk @anemone @nemesis @lucy How did she even know what penis tasted like?
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@lucy @anemone @nemesis @melonhusk Why would you put a penis near your mouth? Urine comes out of them, it's deeply unhygenic.
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@arcana @anemone @nemesis @melonhusk urine is sterile unlike saliva and you do kiss people don't you?
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@arcana @anemone @melonhusk @nemesis i would never drink urine tho. it's like the jar fish just because it's safe to consume doesn't mean it's sane to consume.
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@genmaicha @anemone @nemesis @lucy @melonhusk It's a waste product from a body meaning it likely carries sickness surely?
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@arcana @anemone @nemesis @melonhusk @genmaicha only in case of severe infection
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@arcana @anemone @genmaicha @melonhusk @nemesis genuine question have you ever kissed someone?
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@arcana @anemone @nemesis @lucy @melonhusk I think the issue with urine isn't that it contains bacteria or viruses, but more that it has chemical waste products
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@genmaicha @anemone @arcana @nemesis @melonhusk you know during sex there's no urine involved tho right
and idk how to phrase this without some of the usual suspects "well ackshually" into this thread i hope they're asleep rn
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@lucy @anemone @arcana @nemesis @melonhusk >you know during sex there's no urine involved tho right

never said it was, although I can imagine some ways to "well ackhtually" this claim
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@genmaicha @anemone @arcana @nemesis @melonhusk this entire thread belongs on badfediposts tbh
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@arcana @anemone @nemesis @lucy @melonhusk Oral is perfectly hygienic as long as you both shower regularly lmfao
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@anemone @scathach @lucy @melonhusk @nemesis Once a week does the trick I find without damaging your natural ecosystem and oils
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@scathach @anemone @nemesis @lucy @melonhusk Daily is far too much, you're not doing your health any good there
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@lucy @anemone @arcana @nemesis @genmaicha I'm tired of mfers on fedi not washing their fupas every single day what the fuckk
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@genmaicha @anemone @nemesis @lucy @melonhusk I see, are they renowned for becoming dirty or something?
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@arcana @anemone @nemesis @lucy @melonhusk it's like the male pubic area, tends to get sweaty and stinky after a couple days without washing
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@arcana @anemone @lucy @melonhusk @nemesis I think basically all parts of the skin can sweat, at least if you have normal biology
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