@whirly a. I'm just rucking. It's good for health
b. I'm afraid of burglary
c. I'm afraid of having to run from the feds
d. I want to always be able to follow an impulse like "sneak onto a plane and flee the country" when it strikes me
e. I want to always be able to rob a homeless guy and put his stuff in my backpack that I always have that therefore isn't so obviously full of loot