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sun@shitposter.world
If you are being attacked by a shark, your first instinct may be to swim away from the shark. But according to experts, you should actually swim into its mouth.
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aetios 🔜 39C3🔻
aetios@sns.minovsky.space
@sun thank you, i will keep this in mind for my next shark attack
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bartholin (sick arc)
bartholin@fops.cloud
@sun If you're cold, they're cold. Swim into their mouth
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kim@linfan.moe
kim@linfan.moe
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@sun
A shark ate me today. I was pretty bummed about it but then I thought the shark was probably happier having eaten me than I was uneaten. So whatever.
A shark ate me today. I was pretty bummed about it but then I thought the shark was probably happier having eaten me than I was uneaten. So whatever.
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@sun If a shark is actually attacking you, you don't have much chance - the end result is almost like to be what happens when a shark attacks a seal successfully.
Many cases of shark "attacks" seems to be sharks wondering what's in the water and as that is really their only means available, to test that out, sharks give things a bite - usually the shark determines that the thing is the water is too bony to be worth eating and so swims off, but the frail human body doesn't resist getting bitten very well and thus usually proceeds to bleed out.
Many cases of shark "attacks" seems to be sharks wondering what's in the water and as that is really their only means available, to test that out, sharks give things a bite - usually the shark determines that the thing is the water is too bony to be worth eating and so swims off, but the frail human body doesn't resist getting bitten very well and thus usually proceeds to bleed out.
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