@get I had this situation a lot of times
been in the city, needed a cofe, went into a ridiculously gentrified cofe place with 40 different soy and matcha combinations and just ordered black cofe without anythin, no milk, no sugar.
I never get asked any more questions, I just stare at the feminist pony cut snakebite piercing barista foid with my stone cold cofechud eyes until she gives me what I want