what's your favorite canned beer fedi?

@kim Löschzwerge Cola-Weizen

@lucy @kim sag sofort april april

@lucy i haven't seen that before
but i like diesel so i need to try it

@lain @lucy @kim https://www.lieferheimdienst.de/bier/loesch-zwerg-cola-weizen.html wew. it does exist

@kim i wish i liked beer

@kura @lain @kim it's also sold on cans

@kura @kim @lain my point was for a "canned beer" it's actually good

@kim Stella

@lain @lucy i like to mix cheap krombacher with monster energy, i like the taste of it

@kim @lain that sounds terrible..

did you ever try pilk? (pepsi + milk)

@lucy @kura @lain
5.0 is rancid but i drink it cause it's cheap
the thing i really like is astra rakete
especially the "extra schub" cans
(556ml)

@kim @kura @lain if you like cheap just drink something stronger than beer smh

@lucy @lain the acid in the pepsi instantly makes the milk curdle which is ew
cheap beer with energy drink however just tastes 90% like energy drink and it hits good so it's not that horrible

@lucy @kura @lain
i wanna sit in the park and listen to music, sunbathe a bit and talk with freinds
i dont wanna get instantly shitfaced
so beer it is

@kim @lain energy drinks taste terrible tho

@lucy @lain i respect your taste
but you should know im rancid so i actually like the taste

@lucy @lain @kim only bad ones do

@kim Sandels my beloved

@Dionysus @lain @kim I've tried them all even the conrad elektronikfachhandel branded ones they're all ew

@evamik @kim i'm more of a cock person myself


still need to make "sandels socks" on redbubble and wear them with sandals
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@lucy @Dionysus @lain even i dont drink the super cheap ones

@FiringSquadsEnjoyer is that like heineken?

@kim
the beer of the working class
5,0 beer can

@dagda ich hab letztens gesehen dass die jetzt auch helles machen
war gut

@kim @lain @lucy the cheap stuff is almost always a bit rough

@kim Es ist ganz normales Oettinger ohne Markentitel, viele Wissen das nicht und denken das sei irgendein Billigbier.
Es ist ein gutes Bier das billig ist. Großer Unterschied

@dagda das in der orangenen dose ist aber richtige plörre
nur original und export ist das richtige

@kim i think nearly all of them are pretty alright, at least the lagers. Oettinger is undrinkable though.

@kim kind of, its sort of just got canned beer hegemony here

@lain
cc: @dagda
i think someone here disagrees

@hj @kim Imagine if Sandels crocks though

@lain @kim
found the beer casual

@dagda @kim hardcore beerer

@lain @kim this but unironically

@hj @kim @evamik I like a can of windows vista

@david @kim @evamik i wanted orange...

@dagda @kim

@lain @kim @dagda happy hardcore beer

@lain @kim
"I would never work for the state, except for.."

@hj @lain @dagda @kim handz up beer

@hakui @lain @kim @dagda Breakcore beer
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@hj @dagda @kim @lain buchiage trance beer

@kim the french beer situation is kinda shit so I fall back on the weeb shit
(but a goudale would be okay)

@dagda @kim the working class drinks heavier stuff

@mer @kim damn asahi in a can... we only have in glass bottles

>french beer
does it taste like cigarettes and piss?

@mer @dagda a good 15% winterbock sadly is a little more on the expensive side in germany

@hj @kim the asian store has both bottles and cans
cans feel better but bottles are cheaper, I usually buy the bottles by the crate tbh
french beer is just incredibly mid, it's mostly commercial beers with very standardized tastes
eiter very watery lager or very fruity krieks and ales
marketing isn't even calling stuff lager/ale/stout/weiss here, they call it by the color blond/amber/brune/ruby/white, sometimes you buy a blond expecting a lager and it's IPA
there's okay beer from regional breweries, Toulouse has Ratz which is great but they don't do cans and most pubs don't have it on tap, only bottles. Goudale and Jade make okay commercial grade lager. Chouffe makes a fruity lager that's mid but will get you properly fucked up.
other than that there's a few belgian/monastic beers that are okay but pricy like chimay/jenlain/bernardus
there's literally only one stout you can find consistently and it's guiness
most places your choice is leffe for something okay, kronenbourg/heineken for something barely decent and mystery store brands for 80 year old alcoholics that buy the cheapest stuff by liter

@kim @dagda here it's hobo beer
there's cheaper alcohol per euro stuff you can buy but it's plastic bottle wine or having to drink many liters of cheap but 4% mystery brand beer
8.6 is both on the cheap side and one tallboy can be nursed for a while, which you will want to do because it's puke provoking on an empty stomach

@mer @hj i bought some craft beer in metz once but i dont know if it was actually made in france

another reason not to go to france too often

@kim @hj on the other hand wine and cider are both cheap and good (for cider you buy the store brand organic stuff, not the brand name with normalized taste and you pay like 3€ (used to be 2) for a bottle, it's fucking great when you need to buy 3 to 10 bottles for a party and most people are okay with a small glass even if they wanna stay sober)