me and who

The Hoes love my crib

everyone point and laugh at dagda he's sleeping in the basement like the chud he is

WDYM THE CANADA INCEL COMMUNIST SHOOTING WAS AT THE HUB HEADQUARTERS NOBODY TOLD ME

I'll take my bed mattress to my basement gym today
Fuck this schwule weather

I command you to put some fresh water in a bowl for the birds. Put it on the balcony or garden if you have one
wikihow drawing of hypnosis

A white boy stays in motion until acted upon by an external foid

commander skibidi, the time has come
execute order 6 7

@fiore
fiore poll "Is Deltarune Reddit…
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A lot of yelling lately about console wars, 80 and 100 dollar games and steam boxes costing too much and oh my heckin RAM prices.

Then there's me, who only plays old and borderline abandonware games that can run on a potato. Really does feel like that "wait a minute I'm white" moment.

Our air conditioning at wörk is so unfathomly back

the old memories are leaking through the barrier again

So there is no way to publicly watch the new Uwe Boll movie in this country lmao what a joke

Literally me btw
James Dean in "Rebel without a …

@nugger
Femcel detected
Sexual Autonomy rejected

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The year is 2031:

"Hey, don't open that closet."
'Why not?'

As he opens it anyway, the LLM-enabled sexbot falls out.

'That looks like your sister but way younger, and with cat ears and a 7" dick.'
"Why, do you think I should have gone with dog ears?"

Suddenly, the machine boots up, walks to him, and puts its hands on his thighs before saying in a breathy whisper, "Please purchase Dawn brand robot cleaning solution instead of the generic. I can only be truly sexually satisfied when I am fresh and clean: Dawn makes that possible, removing grease on contact while eliminating 99.9% of bacteria."

'Ads? Really?'
"I didn't wanna pay the extra $30 per month to remove them."

The machine, unzipping his pants and sliding its hand in to grope his nethers, chimes in: "The president you voted for in the last election is highly problematic."

1k for a homebrew PS5 waow thank you lord gaben