@Junes yeah I figured someone would realize that but I still wanted to make the joke. maybe the lesbian equivalent would be bragging about your lung capacity or trying a cherry stem in a knot?
sometimes I try to eat fruit like a fruit bat (juice fruit by cramming tongue against hard palate, collect fruit spat, then spit it out) but my primate brain rebels against it
if a girl bragged to me about having no gag reflex I'd ditch her defective ass. what if we went foraging for berries or mushrooms together and she needed it? dumb fucking bitch