@patchuun I feel like the babytrans women of fedi could really benefit from having my sister as a friend to teach them how to be femme and how to detect bi women

@prettygood its peaceful but its also a pain

my femme sister literally says she knew she was bi from how she smelled. I said I was too intimidated by her to smell her and I'm fond of smelling women...

holy shit today my step brothers wifes sister asked for my number and said we could hang out this summer and I said my phone doesnt text and she thought I was lying. I had to get my mom to say I wasnt lying and my mom told her I only use telegram (I use deltachat and xmpp too but those are beyond the ken of normies) and she said shed download telegram. later my sister made a comment like "you need to fix your phone so the nice math girl (shes getting her masters for math or physics I think) can text you". I said "yeah but unfortunately shes straight". and my sister who has way better gaydar than me (I just thought i knew based off a story of a past relationship with a man) said "no she isnt she seems bi". then she proceeded to lecture me about how straight women and femme lesbians/bisexuals perform femininity differently. here I am a clueless autist who doesnt perform or know anything about femininity. anyway well see what happens! shes south asian (bengali). I thought she just pitied me but maybe she likes me we will see.

@pasture I like it much better than the plain tomato and so does my mom

@pasture I like the tomato pepper one

my hypothesis that my GI troubles were from the new things in my diet seems to have been right. I went back to full pescatarianism and my stool is much healthier and more consistent and I'm farting much less

@prettygood @patchuun @patchuun

@genmaicha I'm a big fan of sourdough maybe I should

@holymoly those are some powerful pissers

I would like an omelette tbh

@hj I like it a lot, but I enjoyed nutella x fluff also. next time I'm doing peanut butter honey I think

okay let's just say nutella x fluff won even though theres time to spare. I'm hungry now!

@technolyze now I want cheerios

@technolyze white bread works too but I meant the kind that is between white which is entirely refined and whole grain. I also love rye bread though I dont know what constitutes it...

I wish we had good wheat bread instead of whole wheat >:(

@subnetter the brush they use literally has a burning sensation. so fucking unpleasant I can't even think about it

@subnetter pap smears suck so much ive avoided them except once by saying I don't have sex especially straight sex