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अहं ब्रह्मास्मि त्वं ब्रह्म असि अयम् आत्मा ब्रह्म सर्वं खल्विदं ब्रह्म
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✨ Starlight 
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@georgia tldr its a white trash show thats basically just about paternity tests. Ill sum up every episode ever.
woman: this man is my babydaddy!
man: i am not the father!
jerry: the paternity test says you are the father!
*man smashes his chair on the ground and storms off while the woman cries*
sometimes they'll add in a second man and they'll argue about which one is the father and then get into a fight when the paternity test results come in but this same basic premise remains the same throughout
the metaphor here is that the launcher and the firmware are coming in and having an affair on android and now your phone's pregnant and android is crying because it's a cuckold who spent the past 5 years raising sailfish's baby.
woman: this man is my babydaddy!
man: i am not the father!
jerry: the paternity test says you are the father!
*man smashes his chair on the ground and storms off while the woman cries*
sometimes they'll add in a second man and they'll argue about which one is the father and then get into a fight when the paternity test results come in but this same basic premise remains the same throughout
the metaphor here is that the launcher and the firmware are coming in and having an affair on android and now your phone's pregnant and android is crying because it's a cuckold who spent the past 5 years raising sailfish's baby.
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@Starlight okay that is actually pretty funny
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if I ever become a multimillionaire I'm investing a bunch into free culture/software/hardware projects.
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I wish more phones ran sailfish. I want something with the dimensions of my moto x4
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@krankheit almost all religions have patriarchal overtones even shaktism isnt immune
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