Calvinists: "So God hates you and made you so you'd burn in hell but that's good, actually."

Anglican: "I'm an ex-Evangelical who read the church fathers but I'm still too scared to convert to Catholicism"

Orthodox: "idk I heard this Church was based and homophobic on tiktok so I started going because I thought it would be cool."

Catholic: "Either I literally don't care at all about the Church and just go here because I'm Italian/Irish or I'm a radicalized 14 year old who's obsessed with the crusades"

Methodist: "I go here because my family has always went here and also I'm kinda woke"

Lutheran: "I go here because my family has always went here and also I'm kinda woke"

Evangelical: "I go here because they worship Trump and I looooveee Trump"

Unitarian Universalist: "I literally hate Christianity lol I just go here because it's woke and they do cool charity work"

does the mahabharata even have balarama? I hate how hes depicted as an adult in the BP...

christians: do animals have souls? will I see my dog in heaven?

yudhistira:

lot of polyandry in the mahabharata though, thats kinda based

I really need to get my phone data working again. dont care too much about safetynet.

how is framework doing guys

theres sati in the Mahabharata I was hoping it was just in the puranas smdhhh

ate way too much free sample cheese (after buying it dw)

when are the same afrocentric people who say jesus was black going to pick up on Krishna, whose name literally means "black" in reference to his dark skin color like a monsoon cloud?

free cheese samples have worked their magic on me more than once

I really think the kali yuga will end much earlier than the puranic account. the puranas are not great chronologies

Who remembers

the Mahabharata and the bhagavata purana contradict eachother in ways and I'm always inclined to trust the mahabharata

I find the kshatriya warrior code quite fascinating. its very exacting

>bhishma wouldnt fight him cause he was born female despite being raised as a male and having a magical sex change

maybe I should read a new translation and commentary of the bhagavad gita

had really mid chinese food I'm mega disappointed

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