i got thai instead of japanese cause my favo japanese spot is closed on mondays -_-

wearing my perpetual virginity like an apotropaic amulet

Ken Allen, the orangutan from San Diego Zoo, escaped his enclosure 9 times in the 1980s.

His apparent goals were visiting other animals, throwing rocks at a despised orangutan rival named Otis. He never acted aggressively towards anyone during his escapes.

laksa coconut curry

did you know that Indra wasnt covered in 100 eyes due to a curse but it was actually bowdlerized from 100 vaginas

any of my trans oomphies successfully voice trained and want to help train a good friend of mine?

"born again woman" okay thats really clever

anyone else experiencing this? I can't use cromite for many sites now... love being the boiled frog in a war if attrition where scroogle is winning

I need to remind myself that every special interest I undertake for women real or fictional doesnt last while special interests I undertake for me usually have a lasting impact. like free software and monist panentheism.

holy shit today my step brothers wifes sister asked for my number and said we could hang out this summer and I said my phone doesnt text and she thought I was lying. I had to get my mom to say I wasnt lying and my mom told her I only use telegram (I use deltachat and xmpp too but those are beyond the ken of normies) and she said shed download telegram. later my sister made a comment like "you need to fix your phone so the nice math girl (shes getting her masters for math or physics I think) can text you". I said "yeah but unfortunately shes straight". and my sister who has way better gaydar than me (I just thought i knew based off a story of a past relationship with a man) said "no she isnt she seems bi". then she proceeded to lecture me about how straight women and femme lesbians/bisexuals perform femininity differently. here I am a clueless autist who doesnt perform or know anything about femininity. anyway well see what happens! shes south asian (bengali). I thought she just pitied me but maybe she likes me we will see.

my hypothesis that my GI troubles were from the new things in my diet seems to have been right. I went back to full pescatarianism and my stool is much healthier and more consistent and I'm farting much less

I would like an omelette tbh

okay let's just say nutella x fluff won even though theres time to spare. I'm hungry now!

I wish we had good wheat bread instead of whole wheat >:(

okay fedi what sandwich should I eat?