@fiore fiore… i may be AGP… but my attraction for you isnt meta >//<

fi will u be my valentine tmrw? 🥺

I don't mean to brag, but my penis hurts immensely from all the contrived sexual encounters I've been encountering. my pussy hurts also. those groinal folds of my yaoi hole have been banged to the point of inelasticity—but the thirst persists, of course. that's how it is, the yearning never ends, the dark hole of the erotic self will ceaselessly desire more baryonic matter. you understand, officer. you seem to be the only one in this world who understands. sure, yes, I *would* like a cup of coffee. I like to say, "I like my coffee the way I like my sexual encounters: frequent to the point of physical distress." my hands are still shaking from the thirty cans of boss coffee that I had consumed in the hours before you took me in for questioning. look at my hands, look at them quiver like the esteemable vibratex magic wand. I haven't slept in 56 hours, if that's what you want to know.

im up for grabs for valentines btw

now , time to watch amazing digital circus and go back to being my old gay self

Today we had a fire alarm in the office. A colleague wrote to a Slack channel 'Fire alarm in the office building', to start a thread if somebody knows any details. We have AI assistant Glean integrated into the Slack, and it answered privately to her: "today's siren is just a scheduled test and you do not need to leave your workplace". It was not a test or a drill, it was a real fire alarm. Someday, AI will kill us.