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In serious need of a hug
Why do I want my liver to be eaten by a foxxy lady?
Typos are a spook

"Not the worst person on the instance"
@sampler oh yeah, 5e is pretty easy to get into but i've only played p2e apart from that. My usual group is purely german tho
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microfiber cloth is leaving smudges? Ordered a proper sensor cleaning kit...
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Dust on my sensor akkoscream2
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I haven't played dnd in over a year...
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@sampler we usually do almost all combat like tgat when playing irl and use boarss more in online sessions tbh
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>software is behaving differently after update
NEVER UPDATE NEVER UPDATE NEVER UPDATE l_angry
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@sampler right, i should indulge in some devils lettuce
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It's weird how the only things still able to routinely prey on us are parasites
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When i have a cold i always feel so much better after dinner for some reason
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The masculine urge to stop wearing bandshirts all the time and dress like a Metal Gear villain
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Edited 1 month ago

OH: rule 1 of opsec is always post about your crimes if its funny

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I actually had an idea for harassment there but decided against it
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@privateger when you realize no one wants to pay for curl gui with some memory
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> required training at work
> zero relevance to what I do
> marks my moral objections to betraying customers as incorrect
> based on my bad performance in the training, I have to do another course that teaches me how betraying customers is fine

I hate my work so much ai
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hot choccy milk ​kuromicelebrate
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@coolbean i'll wait a bit but actually set up an account on an exchange for once
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@coolbean i don't wanna forget again like last cycle (yes, i forgot for that long)
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