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In serious need of a hug
Why do I want my liver to be eaten by a foxxy lady?
Typos are a spook

"Not the worst person on the instance"
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N33R ➡ Easterhegg DECT 6337 ⚸ 🩸 lesbian

The unabomber brought more epstein pedophiles to justice than the us government
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@whirly would love to taste one of your cakes, they look really nice
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@theorytoe Man, if only it were a joke
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For my birthday i can nor get a single good coffee
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AI image slop vs physiotherapy!

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@whirly sorry, it will happen again
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@lanodan @mia theee's even clients that let you stream videos as you torrent them
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@bartholin @mia ipfs is horrible for anything large
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actually why don’t fedi servers/media proxies use bittorrent to fetch media from each other instead of hammering the origin server? this seems like a low-hanging fruit that can help immensely with load balancing

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Modern German high culture.
(I won’t even try to provide any alt text. This shit is too fucked up)

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@coolbean have you seen s+ trees? Basically applying b-tree goodness but the slow storage you want to get around is the ram
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@coolbean i'd say trees should just be an implementation detail for databases, concurrency gets fucky if you expose them
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@coolbean even lmdb uses b-trees internally iirc
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Only good nosql is simple kv storage
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GONG XI FUCK CAI 😩❗️❗️ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE WHORES 🐴🐴🐴💦💦💦💦. And 👉🏼you👉🏼 know what that means, you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 It's time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS 🧧💰🈵‼ Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗 and 🐎⬆️ text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃🏻🕺🏻 to come visit 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦
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Dein Zug? Der fällt aus

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Either that or the need got strongwr again and i'm just coping with isolation
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