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In serious need of a hug
Why do I want my liver to be eaten by a foxxy lady?
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"Not the worst person on the instance"
@dagda @VD15 @cell @igel @kaia @mischievoustomato @phnt i'm blocked so tagging his current acc won't be as funny
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@dagda @VD15 @cell @kaia @mischievoustomato @phnt who ever said anything about lake constanze? He was talking ti girls in murica and the baltics and whatnot. He's not even that close to lake constanze and idk if he ever was down here
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@mischievoustomato @phnt @dagda @VD15 @kaia @cell these girls where not exactly trying to hide it and they where on fedi
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@dagda @VD15 @cell @kaia @phnt
> talks up girl
> realizes girl has ßenis
> loses his shit and calls her a vile demon in the image of satan
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@mischievoustomato @phnt @VD15 @kaia @cell you used to come across as way younger than you are, gotten better tho
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Haven't done heavy lateral raises in a while. God this feels so much better, can't wait to have to stop because of joint pain again
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@dagda @VD15 @cell @kaia @phnt i don't think he double transitioned, no
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@kaia @phnt @VD15 @cell @mischievoustomato hearing him talk about what he thinks a relationship should be like was depressing
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@cell @phnt @VD15 @kaia every girl who showed any interest he ended up realizing is trans so he had a meltie
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@kaia @VD15 @cell @mischievoustomato @phnt nvm, once actually (don't count lucy, we knew each other before fedi)
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