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In serious need of a hug
Why do I want my liver to be eaten by a foxxy lady?
Typos are a spook

"Not the worst person on the instance"
@anemone you where supposed to forget about that just like his senile ass
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@twinspin6 but i'm also typing faster than normal so theee's taht
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@twinspin6 a man can curl 19kg iver and over but mivinng his eyes is too much
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@twinspin6 yeah, odk what's up today but movimg my eyes ia kinda hard so i check less for typos
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I still only typo on my ohone apart from mixing up which letter tk repeat
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Real typos have nevwr been tried
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Typos aee a spook etc, etc
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*slam down weights*
*light blunt*
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@coolbean bturned out both of those where from oberdoing cardio
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damn that’s fucked up

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@coolbean my only 2 times i went to a doc not knowing what's going on where with high enough fever to alternatingly pass out and vomit after coming from thailand and another time just getting random haematoma from any pressure. First one they gave me a paracetamol iv and it basically fixed that but they obv kept me to figure out if i have malaria and the other time i went to regular hausartzt first and he sent me to a hospital after his only guess didn't work out and they gave me a cortisol creme prescription but it ended before my lical pharmacy could get it
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Pleaee be patient i have asparagus
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@coolbean but i thought thatcs retarded and idk if that would end up causing issues but it wasn't meant seriously
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@coolbean that you should tell them chatgpt told you to use ivermctin and you're gonna do that then
And then some ramblings about how i actually never had a lroblem like that with doctors
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Sleep with someone in my arms was just better
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@k4t3 idk why i'm so tired tbh, slept more than enough. Maybe i need 12h sleep too
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