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In serious need of a hug
Why do I want my liver to be eaten by a foxxy lady?
Typos are a spook

"Not the worst person on the instance"
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I got a call from someone I don't know.

"Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

"Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

"That much?"

Some silence.

"Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

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All the wikis are down
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Sorry, i had to
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Medieval paintings are tumblr ig
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(I will not be scanning this)
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every colonist called wolle is cursed for me. Will always get randomly oneshot by a bullet. This time it was actually stray friendly fire
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Laaazy
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valve after designing the best VR controllers ever made: "okay fuck you you can't use those with the new headset"
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The profile images on gmail are weird. Idk who can actually see the shinobou pic there but i'm too lazy to change that
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Design brief for the new CTAO telescope array appears to be "make them look like implausible props from a sci-fi movie" and I am in love

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I may sonetimes spout uninformed retardation but at least i usually try to research afterwards if i feel unsure nad then correct myself calling myself retarded
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Fully automated ace space buddhism
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Should i go back to CHADparadscha pfp?
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Pannenkoeken
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I think the surface in our iron pans isn't fully seasoned. Water sticks in some areas
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