@coolboymew biggest sleeby. idk if you’d wake up from a whole pack tho
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@coolboymew a pack of Benadryl sounds really nice actually??
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so the car that drove through the house went completely through the house. this is the second time a car has crashed into this house.
hate to be that guy but there needs to be stop lights put in at this intersection
hate to be that guy but there needs to be stop lights put in at this intersection
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🇺🇸: hey immigrant, I hear you’re uh uncircumcised.. Why don’t you let us take that foreskin off your hands
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“Packing is out for delivery. 6:26AM. [my town]”
Well where is it, it’s 12. I could drive to Penn State and watch a game in this amount of time. no offense to the mailman
Well where is it, it’s 12. I could drive to Penn State and watch a game in this amount of time. no offense to the mailman
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I bought a hydration face serum bc the heating in this apartment is turning me into a crusty raisin. It’s like lube tier slippery, id like to coat my entire body in this.
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you’re all into leashes and collars but what if you put a metal ring around your boyfriends finger that makes him yours forever??
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i would really, really, really like to get an internship before the end of june. i want to work in my field of study already.
that's my goal
that's my goal
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