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the floor mat in front of the sink was all twisted up I leaned down so many goddamn times to fix it but my fucking fuck hands wouldn’t grab the fucking mat and I kept leaning back up each time for fucks sake then I gave up and a cabinet door grabbed onto my shorts on my way out 
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went to the convenience store with the kids and there were some little candies at the counter. Grabbed one for myself then proceeded to grab two more for the kids when the woman behind the counter snatched them all away and said “These are not for children.”
they selling the knock off weed choccies at the checkout,
you don’t even know they’re not normal candy unless you flip them over. I was about to get the entire household fucked up on accident
they selling the knock off weed choccies at the checkout,
you don’t even know they’re not normal candy unless you flip them over. I was about to get the entire household fucked up on accident
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