I know I’m not that tall
I know I’m not that smart
But let me drive my van into your heart
Let me drive my van into your heaart

@meso bro

@meso there were other rooms that were larger with no couches

I like the couch option it comes with a cofe table

@kaia Tables, recliners with a tray?, and couches

this is cool

$5 online convenience fee for a $6 ticket

The year is 2031:

"Hey, don't open that closet."
'Why not?'

As he opens it anyway, the LLM-enabled sexbot falls out.

'That looks like your sister but way younger, and with cat ears and a 7" dick.'
"Why, do you think I should have gone with dog ears?"

Suddenly, the machine boots up, walks to him, and puts its hands on his thighs before saying in a breathy whisper, "Please purchase Dawn brand robot cleaning solution instead of the generic. I can only be truly sexually satisfied when I am fresh and clean: Dawn makes that possible, removing grease on contact while eliminating 99.9% of bacteria."

'Ads? Really?'
"I didn't wanna pay the extra $30 per month to remove them."

The machine, unzipping his pants and sliding its hand in to grope his nethers, chimes in: "The president you voted for in the last election is highly problematic."

I can not watch porn while I’m in love.

kids pants tho, they got these bad boys I don’t even need a belt

the more i learn about taxes, the angrier i get

@TeaTootler cc @meso

ive been deprived of sexual pleasure for too long

trvke

happy fathers day, to snacks. hes the papa here.

@snacks i DO

the whipped cream ran out, if you were wondering

This was my romance snack last night. For romance.

I don’t want him to hit me with the “you’ve been back for a year and haven’t seen me.” 🫣

@snacks so nice