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i made fun of someone in high school for sticking his dick in a girls belly button but you know what, i get it.
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i have retardation (adhd autism whatever) and get saying certain phrases repetitively and a newer one is
"pork sausage"
bc i read it on a package at the grocery store a few weeks ago.
so now when im shopping i keep fucking saying "pork sausage porked the sausage pork sausage"
"pork sausage"
bc i read it on a package at the grocery store a few weeks ago.
so now when im shopping i keep fucking saying "pork sausage porked the sausage pork sausage"
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whirly
you dump a load onto their eyelids
i dump my love into their hearts
we are not the same
i dump my love into their hearts
we are not the same
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whirly
"lebron james" is a problem in our house.
once one person says it we all get goin and moms gotta take off her shoe to get us to stop
once one person says it we all get goin and moms gotta take off her shoe to get us to stop
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repeated
repeated
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whirly
do stores not sell fucking postcards anymore???
ive checked 5 places including the post office
ive checked 5 places including the post office
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whirly
I was going to buy an xxxl tshirt to sleep in earlier today but then I saw a really big guy standing behind me and I had the only biiig shirt in my hand, so I put it back.
big guys need the big shirts more than I do
big guys need the big shirts more than I do
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whirly
what I don’t understand is how to get pecs from a boney chest??
how do you sprout muscles from nothing
how do you sprout muscles from nothing
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whirly
im pretty sure I put under my New Year’s resolutions “get abs this year or I’ll kms”
I still have time.
I still have time.
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whirly
why do I have no middle ground im always one extreme or the other
and why does literally everything contradict itself
am I living wrong???
and why does literally everything contradict itself
am I living wrong???
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