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my face wash smells like a clean vagina
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shamrock shake shake shake
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stress shaved my thighs and now I look like an angel
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what’s with doctor wait times anyway? Get there 15mins early, as requested. Wait forever. Go into the room. Wait forever? Doctors talks to you for like 10mins.
I should start bringing my laptop, that’s valuable study time.
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it was nice when receptionists took your info and made you appts instead of taking your email, misspelling it so you don’t get the paperwork, having to call and correct it, filling out the paperwork, having to call back to set an appt…… then…… filling out the same paperwork you did through email at the office while you wait 40 minutes to be seen.
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spelling out my name over the phone is a nightmare, no one gets it right and im an idiot for having it as my email address.. but srsly my last name is spelt exactly as it sounds
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needa stop buying swim shorts but they have fish prints
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i dont mean that in a gay way
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left tire marks on my stepdads beloved lawn.. my ass is grass
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There should be a user list for all users on an instance
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my professors last name is Mittens nicelookup very cute
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"Be sure to submit your papers by the 15th to ensure time for grading"
you want me to complete the final in 15 days? what would i be doing the last 15 days of the class dude?? stupidest email i ever done received i dont care about your grading time, if im under pressure so are u
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why is my work account blocked from submitting helpdesk tickets
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me: im gunna get stoned and relax
me, stoned: we’re gunna get stuck in a thought spiral and stare at the ceiling
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holy shit I wash driving on the dirt road and the mud snatched my tire and tried to pull me into the ditch
did realize mud was like that
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I should put a camera in my room and start behaving like im being watched all the time, im turning into an animal
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