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my love, where are you
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my brothers golden retriever kept jumping on me and humping me and when id break away he’d bite my arm and try to pull me down 😭
freaky ass dog
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don’t have time to watch sports anymore 😭
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I’ve Never asked a woman out blobcatcoolio
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sick but notstarted paper due in 3 days
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What’s the bird in Australia that sounds like a laughing monkey?

I’ve been watching an Australian plumber on YouTube for bedtime and I wanna know what this bird I keep hearing looks like.
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hear me out: a tummy

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I need a vacuum to suck the snot out of my sinuses I am ready to die
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someone needs to delete my uncle steves facebook account
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percolate
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i want love and cinnamon buttered toast im having a hard day
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sucks
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told copilot the next part of my assignment seems very long
>yeah.. it is the longest part.
youve seen this assignment before? i didnt show it to you.
>i've seen this assignment many times, i know it very well
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no.. no lord please. don't strike me down with a headache right now. please god i was making progress
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Id really like it if they could give me an assignment where theyre like "hey, this company is in some major financial distress. sort it out. propose some plans."
because this is accounting, you know?
not "write about sustainable fishing in India. don't consider financials, only ethics."
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