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Interviewer: "Are you good at staying calm in stressful situations?"
Friend I'm not good at staying calm in relaxing situations.
Friend I'm not good at staying calm in relaxing situations.
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I was cutting my mattress out of its bag today and it exploded out and knocked me over
thing beat me to the ground
thing beat me to the ground
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I think I forgot to update about my very old great grandma.
She died.
Because she was very old.
Good for her, dying of old age instead of accident or illness. Definitely celebratory.
She died.
Because she was very old.
Good for her, dying of old age instead of accident or illness. Definitely celebratory.
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Amazon doesn’t read the deliver instructions.
Basement door. Where the grey car is parked. Where the basketball hoop is.
I was avoiding the front door camera, man.
Basement door. Where the grey car is parked. Where the basketball hoop is.
I was avoiding the front door camera, man.
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I love watching the birds run around the yard with their quick, skinny legs. Plucking up snacks from the earth
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it’d be nice if I got the belly aches that just made you shit and then it’s over. but no. Belly aches and nausea with no vomiting or shitting
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lost 5-6lbs in one week.
overall I feel very unwell.
took some medicine for nausea. no appetite, belly hurts.
overall I feel very unwell.
took some medicine for nausea. no appetite, belly hurts.
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