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My houseplants aren’t behaving. The bigger one keeps grabbing onto the saplings in the pot over. I think he’s trying to strangle them.
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I woke up in the middle of the night from a dream where I was getting my left eye pecked out by birds
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tomorrow ill buy milk and deal with the very, very old milk in the fridge ive been pretending doesn't exist (the only reason i havent bought new milk)
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i was asking myself how can i meet my 100g of protein goal today im so fulll
if i were lebron id drink my way there, id milk myself up, it would be easy
if i were lebron id drink my way there, id milk myself up, it would be easy
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should I do a penis and dangly balls keychain and sneak it onto my moms purse without her noticing yes or no
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