i didnt realize how the brackets work. if your taxable income is 50k youre getting taxed in the first bracket, second bracket, and 3rd backet. Not just the 3rd bracket. its like a ladder.
idk ive never done taxes by hand i didnt realize it worked this way before reading about it.

Copilot offered to give me some multiple choice study questions, told me i was wrong with a sassy attitude, then told me i was right because they didnt provide the correct answer in the multiple choice.
thanks a lot for the study help, i DID do the math you whore

i love cottage cheese now! who knew it was actually good

illegal income is income. income is taxable.

theyre making me account for drug dealing cmon man

did he dip his balls in yogurt or nottttt

im kinda into this but am I $600 into this

I know I’m not that tall
I know I’m not that smart
But let me drive my van into your heart
Let me drive my van into your heaart

I like the couch option it comes with a cofe table

this is cool

$5 online convenience fee for a $6 ticket

The year is 2031:

"Hey, don't open that closet."
'Why not?'

As he opens it anyway, the LLM-enabled sexbot falls out.

'That looks like your sister but way younger, and with cat ears and a 7" dick.'
"Why, do you think I should have gone with dog ears?"

Suddenly, the machine boots up, walks to him, and puts its hands on his thighs before saying in a breathy whisper, "Please purchase Dawn brand robot cleaning solution instead of the generic. I can only be truly sexually satisfied when I am fresh and clean: Dawn makes that possible, removing grease on contact while eliminating 99.9% of bacteria."

'Ads? Really?'
"I didn't wanna pay the extra $30 per month to remove them."

The machine, unzipping his pants and sliding its hand in to grope his nethers, chimes in: "The president you voted for in the last election is highly problematic."

I can not watch porn while I’m in love.

the more i learn about taxes, the angrier i get

ive been deprived of sexual pleasure for too long

trvke

happy fathers day, to snacks. hes the papa here.

This was my romance snack last night. For romance.

tfw no bf for lunch