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dick in mouth guy is the only person who talks to me. he told me where his locker is just in case I need anything. dunno what I’d need but I think this is a McFriendship
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a coworker said “I yawn so much it’s like I want a dick in my mouth”
other coworker: ?? why are you thinking that ??
“I don’t know. Why is my mouth open all the time. “
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other coworker: ?? why are you thinking that ??
“I don’t know. Why is my mouth open all the time. “
???
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having a hard time finding slip resistant work boots that don’t look like logging boots and don’t have a safety toe.
every pair I find is either not certified slip resistant orrrr doesn’t come in size 5.
I have sneakers but I want boots and I want them to look cool.
every pair I find is either not certified slip resistant orrrr doesn’t come in size 5.
I have sneakers but I want boots and I want them to look cool.
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I really love my university mentor. She makes me feel good. She’s like a school mom
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my brains pulling straws on what to be nervous about at work today and it’s landed on: being the only one with visibly sweaty armpits
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looking at old pics of my bellly makes me wanna throw up bc it was so flat and now its like.. not flat.
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making myself a sandwich and overheard my brothers little xbox friend talk about jacking off to his dog
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Uncle Duke
UncleDuke1969@universeodon.comI used to be married to an active, vibrant, happy young woman who decided one day to hang a bird feeder in the back yard, and now I’m married to a glassy-eyed, unwashed maniac that stands at the kitchen window all day screaming at squirrels.
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