always
whirly
don’t ever give me extra food again 
you trying to make me fat?? huh?? right before winter?
you trying to make me fat?? huh?? right before winter?
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0
1
always
whirly
[dream] My phones emergency alarm went off for a tornado but it gave you like a drone view and you zoom through the land Google Maps style but in the air and there were many tornadoes and lots of things on fire.
Alert was for my old home tho not current location.
Alert was for my old home tho not current location.
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0
2
always
whirly
men love having the door held for them.
every time i hold the door for a man they’re like “oh for me
thank you”
every time i hold the door for a man they’re like “oh for me
thank you”
1
3
11
always
whirly
what happens if you get your penis stuck somewhere and you don’t have your phone to call for help do you rip your penis off or are you stuck there until you die
2
0
2
always
repeated
repeated
