i had such an embarrassing phase years ago, called childhood. i cringe to think of it.

@georgia same ngl

@realDonaldTrump okay man who hasn't showered in weeks

@realDonaldTrump shut up

@VD15 @realDonaldTrump nuh uh i showered this morning AND yesterday

@realDonaldTrump @VD15 i'm gunk-free baby. also never say that combination of words again.

@verita84 @VD15 @realDonaldTrump faggot

@cirno @VD15 @realDonaldTrump i won't tolerate disinfo about my vagina

@cirno @VD15 @realDonaldTrump i considered that but i have a little bit of pride

@VD15 @cirno @realDonaldTrump no it's not smfh can't you read.

@VD15 @cirno @realDonaldTrump i was explaining why i disclosed my gunkfreeness, because i couldn't let such libels slide.

@verita84 @VD15 @a7 @realDonaldTrump if vaginas gross you out you're already there

@a7 @VD15 @realDonaldTrump @verita84 it doesn't smell bad though. i kinda like the way it smells tbh >.>

@a7 @VD15 @realDonaldTrump @verita84 foreskin is gross but i don't want to see an internal organ either. keep all that shit away.

@VD15 @a7 @realDonaldTrump @verita84 i never said i've never had it, when i do i clean it out.

@a7 @VD15 @realDonaldTrump @verita84 i don't care about male pleasure but yeah it's a barbaric practice that's only justifiable in places ravaged by AIDs

@realDonaldTrump @VD15 @a7 @verita84 there's dead flesh on the soles of your feet too

@wish @VD15 @a7 @realDonaldTrump @verita84 it doesn't stop HIV but it decreases the risk of it spreading, there's a lot of data backing that up

@verita84 @VD15 @a7 @realDonaldTrump my vagina doesn't smell like balls either



fuck i just realized this whole thread is badfediposts material

@realDonaldTrump @VD15 @a7 @verita84 you liar

@verita84 @VD15 @a7 @realDonaldTrump @wish you're the only person in this conversation i don't like, you can go if you so desire

@a7 @VD15 @realDonaldTrump @verita84 @wish okay then have mandatory stop dryhumping classes or something, i doubt attendance would be high were it voluntary

@realDonaldTrump @VD15 @a7 @verita84 @wish you're triggered

@realDonaldTrump @VD15 @cirno i clean my vagina regularly. i will sue you for defamation.

@georgia @realDonaldTrump @VD15 @cirno isn't there this saying "a vagina is called a pussy because like a cat it cleans itself"? an old lady in a video said it but I can't remember what video

@methyltheobromine @VD15 @cirno @realDonaldTrump it's true, douching disturbs the natural flora and ph. i don't do that.

@VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump i'm talking about bacteria smfh

@realDonaldTrump @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine douching increases the risk of UTIs significantly but sure bro

@a7 @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump i'm gonna mute this thread if it devolves into scurrilous lies about my vagina

@a7 @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump i never said anything about your genitals, you're the one who brought them up

@a7 @georgia @VD15 @cirno @realDonaldTrump please untag

@realDonaldTrump @VD15 @a7 @cirno @methyltheobromine you have a coochie hair fantasy because you wish i were trans

@a7 @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump i called it barbaric

@realDonaldTrump @VD15 @a7 @cirno @georgia yes. but now I can say "at least I tried" so I keep some dignity

@realDonaldTrump @VD15 @a7 @cirno @methyltheobromine it's okay to be gay

@a7 @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump haha that's precious

@a7 @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump i'm very sorry for your loss

@a7 @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump the difference is that no one asked you about your cheese grater dick whereas steven won't stop talking about my cunt

i am sorry you suffered though

@a7 @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump quit being a whiny bitch in my mentions.

@a7 @georgia @VD15 @cirno @realDonaldTrump well you guys made this entire thread about her vagina, what even is your point?

@methyltheobromine @a7 @VD15 @cirno @realDonaldTrump exactly. -.- he clearly has some preexisting resentments, possibly vestigial hatred of his own genitals from his tranny days

your dick is great and beautiful bro, keep at it.

@a7 @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump thanks for the new nickname ^^

@nik @VD15 @a7 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump no they were legit. i'll let him talk about it if he wants when his mood stabilizes and he rereads the thread and realizes what an asshole he was.

@VD15 @a7 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump BASED

@realDonaldTrump @VD15 @a7 @cirno @methyltheobromine you get what you fucking deserve

@a7 @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump you're just making me feel sorry for you man. i'm sorry if i hurt you.

@a7 @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump read the thread again. all namecalling was temporally limited and not an attack on your character. i even said "i'm sorry that you suffered". but if you want to paint me as the villain go ahead.

@a7 @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump it wasn't a jab. i meant it sincerely.

@a7 @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump i am many things, dishonest is not one of them. but obviously you are free to assume whatever motives you wish.

@a7 @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump the lower you descend the worse i feel for you because you're a good person and i know you'll regret it.

@realDonaldTrump @a7 @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine i never planned on making it permanent i just wanted to assert my boundaries.

@a7 @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump men was originally gender neutral, and men were weremenn (man-people) and women wifmenn (woman-people)

@a7 @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump history comes from greek

@Grandtheftautism @realDonaldTrump @VD15 @a7 @cirno @methyltheobromine i'm not barren >.>

@Grandtheftautism @VD15 @a7 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump he's so full of shit, he's asked to put his eggs in me like five times. even said i could murder him and collect his insurance when he was forty, and he was only half joking.

@realDonaldTrump @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @a7 @cirno @methyltheobromine >you try to flatter me because you're nice
bro i could post your sexual harassment dms, you mean what you say sincerely.
i tell you to stop yet you continue, so it's not flattery or being nice.

@realDonaldTrump @a7 @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine i don't care if men think i'm less valuable when i'm 30. i only care what human beings think of me.

@a7 @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump "aging masculine"
men age like shit, women are just tolerant of it because they care more about personality and status than sex appeal.

@realDonaldTrump @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @a7 @cirno @methyltheobromine retaliating... how? by doxing me? by revealing that i don't think you're a total asshole and have said kind words to you, like that you're funny and i'm happy to have known you?
it's flirting if it's desired. when it's persistent and personal and nonconsensual it's harassment.
at any rate i was bluffing, i don't reveal personal chats except of women who've crossed me. lol.
but your whole "you aren't so great, i'm just being nice" thing is just bs

@a7 @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump know what? what women look for in men or that the silver fox is a rare creature? it's not controversial that men care about superficial appearance more than women, it being a proxy for youth and the health of the offspring, while women look for things like the quality of the personality (will not desert the offspring) and status (more resources for the offspring).
hetero relationships are primitive as fuck like that.

so whenever males on fedi, as you are wont to do, say shit like the clock is ticking, hop on a dick in your 20s or be alone forever, i just laugh. it's funny cause inevitably you don't have relationships or children and yet you think yourself apart because maybe when you're 50 an 18 years old will have your defective-sperm autism babies.

@a7 @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump i don't hate all men like you guys hate women. i hate chauvinists. i quite like the rest. i'm hoping that steven will some day mature to the point where he stops thinking the 19th should be repealed, but the rest i'm not afraid to cut off from. i actually believe you're less sexist than he is and speaking from a place of pain or i wouldn't give you the time of day.

@realDonaldTrump @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @a7 @cirno @methyltheobromine it's "the hierarchy" shit that i hate. why can't you just leave it at friend. everything needs to be about the sexual marketplace with you. it's degrading.

@a7 @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump i've only assumed good faith with you, i wish you would do the same for me.

@realDonaldTrump @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @a7 @cirno @methyltheobromine see, this is a flirtation i don't mind. much prefered to talking about my tits or ass or cunt, thanks for your consideration.

@Grandtheftautism @realDonaldTrump @VD15 @a7 @cirno @methyltheobromine I'm going to lay them under his bed in a sac composed of a sticky and highly caustic goo. i will proceed to spin a web from this amniotic embryo in whose gossamer threads I will entomb him as he sleeps. the compound will consume his body like the belly of a pitcher plant, leaving naught but a pair of gonads to fertilize the dozen eggs a la anglerfish. when the messy work is complete my daughters will break free from their sacs by means of an osseous excretion on their beaks, and finally they will scurry up the walls and escape through the ventilation, or whatever his trailer has for egresses.

@realDonaldTrump @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @a7 @cirno @methyltheobromine thanku

@realDonaldTrump @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @a7 @cirno @methyltheobromine i don't like fighting with you. we get along better in person.

@lucky @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @a7 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump i didn't get to the part where the spiders lay eggs in the local well that cross the blood brain barrier

@realDonaldTrump @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @a7 @cirno @lucky @methyltheobromine it's no fun if you're conscious

@realDonaldTrump @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @a7 @cirno @lucky @methyltheobromine but i wanted to dissolve you in acid.

@a7 @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @realDonaldTrump could you clarify

@a7 @jojo @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @p @realDonaldTrump @sjw he asked me why i was sad and i said you upset me. not to the point of crying but yeah i'm not ashamed to say it. i thought you were my friend.

@a7 @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @cirno @jojo @methyltheobromine @p @realDonaldTrump @sjw i mean i said you were my buddy like a week ago but sure i'm just making that up now

@a7 @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @cirno @jojo @methyltheobromine @p @realDonaldTrump @sjw i didn't say you were jealous, i said i thought i triggered your discomfort with your body cause of how weirdly defensive you got.

@a7 @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @cirno @jojo @methyltheobromine @p @realDonaldTrump @sjw okay but that was after you said i was a manhating cunt who wanted to mutilate children

@a7 @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @cirno @jojo @methyltheobromine @p @realDonaldTrump @sjw i didn't know you were joking. precisely because people tell me i'm a self obsessed manhater all the time here when that's the opposite of the truth (i hate myself and hang around men all the time) it really gets on my nerves. i am very sorry i hurt you. you don't have to forgive me but my compunction is genuine.

@a7 @jojo @Grandtheftautism @VD15 @cirno @methyltheobromine @p @realDonaldTrump @sjw whatever. you have more to apologize for than i do yet i have to be the mature one. i'm muting this thread.

@feld @VD15 @realDonaldTrump i could've just said "fuck you" but i didn't want him to think he could bother me by speaking like that.

the thread actually gets a lot worse but the rest is followers only

@feld @realDonaldTrump @VD15 it was pretty based, he could dish it out but he couldn't take it