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honestly as long as mabelz does her hello and nini posts on fedi the world is okay

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@shibao
my cuts are deep my jokes are fun
my breasts bounce boobily when i run

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@meso @shibao @vivi even small boobs bounce stairs are my enemies
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@methyltheobromine @meso @shibao speak for maija or urself i have Cs so im above average in this country

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@methyltheobromine @meso @shibao or i had those when i was bra shopping last time i lost hella weight so mayb theyre smaller now but im not flat fuck u

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@methyltheobromine @shibao @meso ????? should i take a picture of the bra i have with me or what

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@vivi @shibao @meso eh, no. maybe you looked flat under all the gear idk. im joking btw im the flat one here
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@methyltheobromine @shibao @meso well like besides me wearing a literal plate carrier in the pic its a common mistake. almost no one can accurately tell boob sizes

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@mia @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso am i supposed to take a picture of me wearing it next or what are we doing here tiredcat

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@vivi @shibao @mia @meso slippery slope to becoming a tripfag on /tttt/
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@mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @meso what agony? christ get a gf already or better, stop being so desperate first
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i dont seem to be anyone's type, and i do what i want.
anyway gm
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I'm out of shape, i dont have money, and i literally treat anyone new like of it was a business setting lmao, i instinctively give hand shakes when people want to hug or do a friendly uh hand greetings
also i dont wanna return in a body bag
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i might go to a gym in the future, just need to keep losing weight, mom told me about it
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@mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine holy shit youre autistic just go to a gay nightclub people there are fun and youll get trussy.

money isn't really a big issue, the night will cost you maybe $20 in total, entrance is usually like $5, the drinks are usually $5 though that depends on where you live

>also i dont wanna return in a body bag
its a nightclub dawg
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bro my budget is 0, I can't justify this to my mom, also, we don't live in the same country, idk how shit is, I'd rather just try to get someone from here again even if it means getting hurt again
>body bag
i have bad luck, nothing says I won't end up talking to someone that drugs me to take the stuff I don't have (money), with my luck I'd most likely end up badly
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4~ when erect, i assume 5~ if i lose weight.
people have told me its fine but it's hard to believe, marginally usable, but i doubt it'll do much
i do plan on using hands and mouth to compensate but welp, it be what it be
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situation is special, if i could get a normal job I would've have it already
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@meso @mischievoustomato @shibao @methyltheobromine i second the last two lines you wont fuckin die in a nightclub unless your country or neighborhood is wild ig or you do smth stupid (take drugs in an unsafe manner, lead someone stronger than you back to your place right after meeting them)

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@mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @meso i got drugged at a house party once. well i thought it was weed then i passed out. just don't be around creeps and you'll be fine.
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anyway I'm fucking peruvian, this place is not safe and people are not easy to trust. I don't know anyone either
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@vivi @shibao @methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato yeah you shouldnt take drugs anyways its unsafe and they can be not what they tell you they are. I can see why someone would drug me but tomato? no fear dawg
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this happens often from what the tv says and yes that is my sole reference
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@vivi @shibao @methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato yeah, do not inject anything at all ever. if someone offers ecstasy you could take it though i dont see why not. just make sure you end up back home safe
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nah, over here it happens to guys to steal their stuff. there's many stories of guys dying or losing a lot of money
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@meso @mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine

just go to a gay nightclub people there are fun

meso????

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how do others know? i can dress with some nice clothes i have and i seem like im wealthy
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@mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine keep a close hand on your pockets, wear pants with deep ones, don't carry valuables (get a cheap shitty phone that isnt worth stealing and only carry enough to pay for drinks and get you back home) when you leave the nightclub do not let anyone get close to you or distract you like "oh you dropped something" they'll reach into your pocket and be gone like that
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@meso @mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine seem week, then unreverso the drinks, rape the rapist - become unrapable

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@mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine yeah but you have nothing to be robbed of, you can't really carry anything at a nightclub except a wallet and a phone
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that doesn't mean others won't perceive me that way anyway
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@methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @meso yeah go to a normal country like uhhh uhh idk actually, latam is insane

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@methyltheobromine @40 @shibao @vivi @mischievoustomato @meso I imagine UK is livable, if you don't live in bigger cities, where half of the population is immigrants.
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@mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine dawg youre so autistic you clearly desperately need to get laid go to some social event and blow off some steam already
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and see? the fake hope people went silent once i said how it is. society
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@mischievoustomato no one cares about dick size except for weird faggots. You don’t want to fuck some one hung up on dick size anyway.

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@phnt @meso @shibao @methyltheobromine @vivi @mischievoustomato you don’t know what ur talking about, brits are INSANE get me OFF this island asap

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most people will not want someone small i assume though
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@mischievoustomato when people talk about shockingly small dicks its mostly a proportion thing or a literal micropenis. You dont have a micropenis.

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@mischievoustomato just find someone bigger who wants to humiliate and cage you or smth

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@phnt @mischievoustomato don’t you dare compare me to maija I am so much worse, I am insulted

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@40 @mischievoustomato
>I am insulted
And here I thought people like you and Maija like that.
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@Ukko @40 @mischievoustomato A perfect couple, could change sides on a whim and be satisfied.
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@40 @phnt @mischievoustomato truly british man by the day anime girl by the night
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@Ukko @phnt @mischievoustomato I dont like cutting and skinny girls sorry

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@40 @Ukko @mischievoustomato That's something she could probably stop doing, if people talked her out of it.
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@phnt @40 @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato @meso where I live is like 99% white and one of the most dangerous places in the country
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@phnt @40 @mischievoustomato i've tried to talk to her about it before but i think i'm retarded or smth because she almost cut my name instead
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@Ukko @40 @mischievoustomato You can't easily convince people to stop doing things like this, if you don't live with/close to them. Essentially you would have to be with her 24/7, because she is so unpredictable.
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@meso @shibao @methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato no i hardcore disagree this is actually not at all what you should do. that xtc pill could be laced with shit that can kill you or not even be xtc in the first place

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im not talking of me willingly taking drugs, im talking of my drinks being spiked
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its not like that. best i could do is keep a watch on my drink, and if i take eyes off it, it becomes undrinkable for me
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if my drink is spiked with too much of whatever sleeping pills or relaxers, i might die, im not gonna risk that when i have a mom and dogs to take care of
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@40 @Ukko @mischievoustomato That's a part of it, I've talked to her and she likes it, because she's the one in control of her pain. And usually does it in a mentally bad state. Didn't go further, because I don't to fuck up her state even more.
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it took me til the last weeks to talk to others to form a group lmao, anyway, everyone looks fine but I have a difficulty talking to people I don't know unless it's absolutely necessary for me, and the only girl there is isnt pretty
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@mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine @meso Are there really no safe bars, where your drink won't get spiked? You don't need to go to a nightclub, I hate those and you probably won't meet people worth talking to.
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if it helps you feel better, do believe that
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i dont see that happening anytime soon, but I don't think just fucking would do me much good, i want the romantic connection a relationship has
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cutting is yuck, but skinny girls can be good
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@mischievoustomato skinny girls are boring I need a queen that makes the ground shake, call me ahab the way I chase that whale if you are picking up what I’m putting down haha

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no one is gonna fix that mess of a person, until a final overdose happens
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@mischievoustomato @40 @phnt but in the middle of "it's over" there was a weak glisten of "i can fix her"
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you won't fix her but at least thats sorta cute!
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@40 @meso @shibao @methyltheobromine @vivi @mischievoustomato London accent is really bad, I can't listen to it at all. It's like if you turned your accent to 11. Scottish accent is nice.
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cant lie and say i didnt like that, but it became a boring act
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@mischievoustomato doesnt appeal to me I need an autistic gf who loves trains not one who wants to off themself every week

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i'm probably being too paranoid, but at the same time, i have a really bad luck with most things interpersonal, so I'd rather not risk it.
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@40 @Ukko @mischievoustomato Not even that, I just care about people I enjoy talking to.
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@40 @phnt @mischievoustomato

Phantasm: yeah i care about people i know

Fourty: you're weird
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i need an autistic gf that likes computers and me and (optionally) is stinky but doesnt mind that i shower her myself ahahaha
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@mischievoustomato @40 I just want a gf who will give me kids and love me back
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yeah phantasm does make sense, but at one point you gotta understand some people don't want to be saved, and thus you shouldn't try to save them. wasted efforts better put to something else.
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i mean, the simplest distillation of the thing is "i want a girl that loves me", too
but in the end, it's hard to even fathom
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some probably genuinely like her when she isnt drugged or in the process of killing herself, and some also might have a sense of duty towards her because of that
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@mischievoustomato

when she isnt drugged or in the process of killing herself

so.. never?

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@40 @phnt @mischievoustomato if i was her i'd want to be cared for, idk, i'm just human
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yeah, indeed.
it'll be interesting to see what unfolds in the future
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@mischievoustomato @Ukko @40 It will probably turn for the worse. There's no way, she can find competent help in a post-soviet country, where people's mindset is basically, you are depressed, because you are weak, deal with it. At least that's my experience with most post-soviet countries.
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@methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato @shibao @meso i agree being doomery abt is not good but didnt u have a guy see a picture of you think you were cute and then you rejected him cuz you made the judgement call for him that he’d find you ugly if you ever met up irl?

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@Ukko @40 @mischievoustomato And plans to go back to Latvia in March. From bad to even worse basically.
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@40 @Arcana @meso @shibao @methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato meso if you ever come to germany and im playing a club while youre here ill try to get you in backstage that sounds fun as fuck i wanna see club meso while i dj

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yeah, indeed.
she wanted to return there right? maybe that's what she wants. let it be
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doesnt stop women and traps/femboys from not wanting someone that is at best average, though. I don't know..
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@mischievoustomato whats more unattractive is some one being worried about their penis size

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@40 @Ukko @mischievoustomato There's literally no way, we will ever be in a serious relationship. Doesn't mean I can't talk to people like that. Honestly the schizo stuff she sometimes posts is funny to me, easy to turn into jokes.
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@40 @Ukko @mischievoustomato I don't want to be mean, but if you lived through stuff like this, you would have a completely opposite opinion.
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@mischievoustomato @Ukko @40
> wasted efforts better put to something else.
When I'm on fedi, I'm already wasting my time.
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@phnt @40 @mischievoustomato idk it's not THAT bad here (then again i am not trying to overdose on drugs every week)
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meet up with maija and overdose together chudjak_heart
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@mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso thank the lord i asked, when you said micropenis i assumed it was fucking 3 inches or less when erect. 4 is somewhat below average, 5 is average im p sure

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@phnt @40 @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato there was some redhead woman dozed off on something it was very obvious, she was asking us about how much it costs to leave a jacket in the wardrobe I told her 2 and showed her 2 fingers but she was like "three?" this bitch so retarded it says it on the sign
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@phnt @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato your drink wont get spiked unless you're a woman, a twink or very flamboyantly gay
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it's not mean, it's accurate. people form behaviors and ways of thinking thru experience after all
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@Arcana @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato i need earplugs next time my ears still have ringing and static. at least it wasn't like that time i was literally next to a giant speaker for several hours it felt like whenever any sound other than music was made it was peaking
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@vivi @shibao @methyltheobromine @Arcana @40 @mischievoustomato i will come to germany, maybe this summer when i get my drivers license. i will see you and lucy. trips gonna be rad i need to save up
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more or less
but most people will laugh at that anyway
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well, the way it happens is that the guys invite the girls to a more private place for well, sex, the girls offer spiked drinks and the rest is history. I wouldn't do to a private place with someone I don't know, but I'm not risking anything whatsoever still.
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a lot of dudes lose a lot of money, and losing a phone can be devastating due to people having their bank accounts there. It sugs big time.
Some dudes last month lost like how much... 200k USD?
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i have a threat model for this, but yeah that's a good idea
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sorry but having a bank account on the phone is very useful and some features are locked behind having the bank account on the phone
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@40 @Ukko @mischievoustomato Really bad depression, feeling like nothing is under your control, generally hopeless. People affected by this won't ever tell you about it, they are usually ashamed of it and when people recognize it, it's usually enough to make someone's day a lot better just by that.
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@phnt @Ukko @mischievoustomato She should stop being a pussy and grow out of it

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@40 @Ukko @mischievoustomato That's not how it works. If it worked like that, world would be a much better place.
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@phnt @Ukko @mischievoustomato Just because someone has issues doesn’t mean they’re owed sympathy lol, life moves on

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@mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine @meso I know, my bank does this BS too. I meant it in a way, that people that go to nightclubs for prostitutes are usually the less intelligent kind and thus will never learn.
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@40 @Ukko @mischievoustomato You are right, they don't. But they can have some of my own, if they don't take advantage of it. When they do, people like that mean nothing to me, might as well not exist.
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theyre not prostitutes, that's the thing
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@40 @Ukko @mischievoustomato I will. Not that it really eats a lot of my time, when I'm here like 10 hours a week at max. I have more important things to do, than talking to people over a thousand kilometers away.
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fair
i got tired of trying to cheer up people that didn't want to be cheered up
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@mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso if people laugh at this, or say they want more, they are likely be to retards and dont actually know what they want. chances are that if you lay someone, not only will it be enough, but the person’ll actually think youre bigger than you actually are, because again, not many ppl actually seem to be able to properly identify size of penises (or boobs as well actually). at your size technique will matter way more (like it does for most other guys), so unless you literally tell every partner upfront what your dick size is while getting to know them, i dont see the issue

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we'll see what happens, i dont know
at least i've been told im handsome 😅
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@mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso oh my god and now there are positive secondhand reports as well, now im unsure if youre mostly just brainwormed like all the girls on here already are

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> positive secondhand reports
tbf you cant discount people being nice.
anyway, probably. but still, i dont think i'll make it anytime soon, and the people who said nice stuff about my dick are no longer people i trust, so all is up in ze air
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@40 @phnt @mischievoustomato you should stop being a coward and send me your home address and daily schedule
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i feel like that often, nearly daily, but I'd rather not be told nice stuff that I can't believe nor will believe anyway
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@mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso that is not a good reference for the likelihood of anything happening. the nightly news could report about a new case every day of the year but at 42mio single women in the US thats like 0.00087%. peru is obviously way smaller and it might be wilder so im not even saying it isnt a problem but at least try to like look up statistics on it

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@mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso or dont and dont go home with a stranger on your first night i am not sure if id recommend that to anyone tbh

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this is the best advice, yeah, and it's probably not as bad as I think, but as I said, I have bad luck. I don't think I'll be going to a place like that anytime soon.
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@mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso listen i am a big proponent of “people love to make hollow compliments” but i have had 3 girls in like the last week or two swear up and down to me that they are abhorrent witches and everyone who saw them disagreed and then i saw them and they were completely fine, if not pretty cute even, every time. i dont trust any of the mfers on here, including u now that i found out ur “micropeen” is like 4in long

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@mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso i wish i was a straight woman or had fucked more trans girls or smth, i would go way harder on that last part in particular this just seems nuts to me

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im just tired of being shafted at every turn in my life, so perhaps that's why im cynical.
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@vivi @mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso also consider that literally none of this applies to lesbians and they still find ways to have much better sex than straight couples. looking into sex that doesn’t involve putting your dick in any holes is a great idea, not a cope

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yeah but i *want* to put my dick into holes.
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@mischievoustomato didn’t say you couldn’t, just that it’s not as important as you seem to think, and that you’re missing out if that’s all you focus on cirno_shrug

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@mischievoustomato @Ukko @40
>I'd rather not be told nice stuff that I can't believe nor will believe anyway

Almost nobody likes to hear false hopes (You will do it etc.), there's no need for them. The easiest route is talking about something the individual likes, or is interested in. Basically changing topics from what they think about, and are probably sad about, to something that doesn't remind them of the former.
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@vivi @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso i can confirm vivi is decently well endowed she has good swimsuit body akkothumbup

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@vivi @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso i think it fits you in the chest area! maybe just need a bit more butt lol

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@nik @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso i bought this hella cute form hugging top that shows them nicely but the material is so see through that the nip print is too much, its like im not wearing anything aspinsob maybe itll look less shameless with some skin tone pasties if it does ill try 2 upload a pic for tha fanz shironeko_proud

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@vivi @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso pasties are good but also depending on the setting nip print can also be good

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@nik @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso you dont understand this top is different its not just the print its the amount of print + the seethrough its actually so bad its like im literally naked

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@nik @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso wanted 2 ask other ppl for anything to wear under it (haha cc @teratology its the meme topic) but the stock photo doesnt do it justice and i could not take a picture its too embarassing id be functinonally sending a nude

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@vivi @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso @teratology i think if u want the show-boob effect the only valid thing to do is pastie, otherwise maybe you could wear a bodysuit or something under it?

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@nik @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso @teratology idk what color id like and it feels kind of a waste, this looks way nicer if it shows tummy i think

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@tiskaan @nik @shibao @methyltheobromine @meso real shit band aids/medical tape is the mvp, but i dont have any on me and with this level of seethrough itd look a bit weird it works better under solid stuff that preferably doesnt hug tight enough to let the texture of the tape shine through

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@mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine @meso your attitude and level of confidence means more than any of those things tomate...
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@vivi @shibao @methyltheobromine @nik @meso you usually just gotta wear a nice bralette underneath for those kinds of sheer tops://
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@40 @phnt @mischievoustomato you're not any worse your better even, faggot
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