honestly as long as mabelz does her hello and nini posts on fedi the world is okay
@shibao
my cuts are deep my jokes are fun
my breasts bounce boobily when i run
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@methyltheobromine @meso @shibao speak for maija or urself i have Cs so im above average in this country
@methyltheobromine @meso @shibao or i had those when i was bra shopping last time i lost hella weight so mayb theyre smaller now but im not flat fuck u
@methyltheobromine @shibao @meso ????? should i take a picture of the bra i have with me or what
@methyltheobromine @shibao @meso well like besides me wearing a literal plate carrier in the pic its a common mistake. almost no one can accurately tell boob sizes
@methyltheobromine @shibao @meso same goes for dick size btw cc @mischievoustomato youre gmi
@vivi @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso i guess the fit is about as good as you are at topping?
@mia @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso am i supposed to take a picture of me wearing it next or what are we doing here
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@mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso ok enough with this vagueposting how many inches are we working with here
@meso @mischievoustomato @shibao @methyltheobromine i second the last two lines you wont fuckin die in a nightclub unless your country or neighborhood is wild ig or you do smth stupid (take drugs in an unsafe manner, lead someone stronger than you back to your place right after meeting them)
@mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso only you can figure that out bro
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@meso @mischievoustomato @shibao @methyltheobromine although a lot of ppl take drugs unsafely ngl maybe most ppl are stupid
@meso @mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine
just go to a gay nightclub people there are fun
meso????
@meso @mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine seem week, then unreverso the drinks, rape the rapist - become unrapable
@methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @meso yeah go to a normal country like uhhh uhh idk actually, latam is insane
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@methyltheobromine @phnt @shibao @vivi @mischievoustomato @meso I am NOT having fun let me out
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@phnt @methyltheobromine @shibao @vivi @mischievoustomato @meso The local population is psychotic
@mischievoustomato no one cares about dick size except for weird faggots. You don’t want to fuck some one hung up on dick size anyway.
@phnt @meso @shibao @methyltheobromine @vivi @mischievoustomato you don’t know what ur talking about, brits are INSANE get me OFF this island asap
@mischievoustomato when people talk about shockingly small dicks its mostly a proportion thing or a literal micropenis. You dont have a micropenis.
@mischievoustomato just find someone bigger who wants to humiliate and cage you or smth
@phnt @mischievoustomato don’t you dare compare me to maija I am so much worse, I am insulted
@mischievoustomato No I’m cancelled in those circles lol
@Ukko @phnt @mischievoustomato I dont like cutting and skinny girls sorry
@meso @Ukko @phnt @mischievoustomato No I like having a fat ass and thighs
@Arcana @meso @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato Need to go to a gay club with meso rn
@Arcana @phnt @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato @meso the white man is a super predator
@meso @shibao @methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato no i hardcore disagree this is actually not at all what you should do. that xtc pill could be laced with shit that can kill you or not even be xtc in the first place
@meso @shibao @methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato fuck now i feel like i need to write an effort post
@phnt @Ukko @mischievoustomato I assume it’s some sexual thing
@phnt @mischievoustomato @shibao @vivi @methyltheobromine @meso You are also wrong
@mischievoustomato skinny girls are boring I need a queen that makes the ground shake, call me ahab the way I chase that whale if you are picking up what I’m putting down haha
@phnt @mischievoustomato @Ukko bpd bussy got men acting horrendous
@mischievoustomato doesnt appeal to me I need an autistic gf who loves trains not one who wants to off themself every week
@mischievoustomato I forget everyone here has undiagnosed autism
@phnt @Ukko @mischievoustomato you people have weird taste
@Ukko @phnt @mischievoustomato why would someone care about maija?
@methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato @shibao @meso i agree being doomery abt is not good but didnt u have a guy see a picture of you think you were cute and then you rejected him cuz you made the judgement call for him that he’d find you ugly if you ever met up irl?
@methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato @shibao @meso might missremember the deets so im genuinely asking
@40 @Arcana @meso @shibao @methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato meso if you ever come to germany and im playing a club while youre here ill try to get you in backstage that sounds fun as fuck i wanna see club meso while i dj
@mischievoustomato whats more unattractive is some one being worried about their penis size
@mischievoustomato if you keep thinking of your penis it will disappear
@mischievoustomato those penectomy fetish guys just get a catheter
@mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso thank the lord i asked, when you said micropenis i assumed it was fucking 3 inches or less when erect. 4 is somewhat below average, 5 is average im p sure
@meso @shibao @methyltheobromine @mischievoustomato hell fucking yes enjoy 🧋💯🫡
@phnt @Ukko @mischievoustomato stuff like what? just walk it off
@phnt @Ukko @mischievoustomato She should stop being a pussy and grow out of it
@phnt @Ukko @mischievoustomato Just because someone has issues doesn’t mean they’re owed sympathy lol, life moves on
@mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso if people laugh at this, or say they want more, they are likely be to retards and dont actually know what they want. chances are that if you lay someone, not only will it be enough, but the person’ll actually think youre bigger than you actually are, because again, not many ppl actually seem to be able to properly identify size of penises (or boobs as well actually). at your size technique will matter way more (like it does for most other guys), so unless you literally tell every partner upfront what your dick size is while getting to know them, i dont see the issue
@mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso oh my god and now there are positive secondhand reports as well, now im unsure if youre mostly just brainwormed like all the girls on here already are
@vivi @mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso my peepee is like 2ish inches soft and maybe 4 hard
@vivi @mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso dont give him hope
@mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso that is not a good reference for the likelihood of anything happening. the nightly news could report about a new case every day of the year but at 42mio single women in the US thats like 0.00087%. peru is obviously way smaller and it might be wilder so im not even saying it isnt a problem but at least try to like look up statistics on it
@mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso or dont and dont go home with a stranger on your first night i am not sure if id recommend that to anyone tbh
@mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso listen i am a big proponent of “people love to make hollow compliments” but i have had 3 girls in like the last week or two swear up and down to me that they are abhorrent witches and everyone who saw them disagreed and then i saw them and they were completely fine, if not pretty cute even, every time. i dont trust any of the mfers on here, including u now that i found out ur “micropeen” is like 4in long
@mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso i wish i was a straight woman or had fucked more trans girls or smth, i would go way harder on that last part in particular this just seems nuts to me
@vivi @mischievoustomato @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso also consider that literally none of this applies to lesbians and they still find ways to have much better sex than straight couples. looking into sex that doesn’t involve putting your dick in any holes is a great idea, not a cope
@mischievoustomato didn’t say you couldn’t, just that it’s not as important as you seem to think, and that you’re missing out if that’s all you focus on
@vivi @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso i can confirm vivi is decently well endowed she has good swimsuit body
@nik @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso that swimsuit was kinda 2 big as well so
@vivi @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso i think it fits you in the chest area! maybe just need a bit more butt lol
@nik @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso i bought this hella cute form hugging top that shows them nicely but the material is so see through that the nip print is too much, its like im not wearing anything maybe itll look less shameless with some skin tone pasties if it does ill try 2 upload a pic for tha fanz
@vivi @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso pasties are good but also depending on the setting nip print can also be good
@nik @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso you dont understand this top is different its not just the print its the amount of print + the seethrough its actually so bad its like im literally naked
@nik @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso wanted 2 ask other ppl for anything to wear under it (haha cc @teratology its the meme topic) but the stock photo doesnt do it justice and i could not take a picture its too embarassing id be functinonally sending a nude
@vivi @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso @teratology i think if u want the show-boob effect the only valid thing to do is pastie, otherwise maybe you could wear a bodysuit or something under it?
@nik @methyltheobromine @shibao @meso @teratology idk what color id like and it feels kind of a waste, this looks way nicer if it shows tummy i think
@tiskaan @nik @shibao @methyltheobromine @meso real shit band aids/medical tape is the mvp, but i dont have any on me and with this level of seethrough itd look a bit weird it works better under solid stuff that preferably doesnt hug tight enough to let the texture of the tape shine through
@meso @phnt @Ukko @mischievoustomato me trying not to crank my hog