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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

i should convert to judaism
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@lucy For real convert to Judaism or do a staged conversion to protect against "Jewish lightning magic" like this one acquaintance I used to have?
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almost certainly
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@icedquinn why? im tired of being poor
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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

@snacks @icedquinn did you just ask me to marry you? 😳
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@ruin @lucy i actually have considered converting to judaism. i like their religion. The whole slaughtering children in gaza though isnt good
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@meso @ruin @lucy thankfully quite a lot of Jews aren't about that, and the genuine doctrinal issues you're left with are mostly minor/relatively inconsequential
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@meso @ruin @lucy or the lopping the tip off your tackle
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@lucy convert to the paganism of your ancestors
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@arcana i don't know my ancestors
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@snacks @icedquinn @lucy @neko >Lucy has been introduced to my equipment

I beg your pudding
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@shrimp @lucy I thought they tested that ethnically?
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@lucy your German and Italian right? Just get some Hellenism on the go mixed in with some Wodan
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@lucy you cant convert into judaism, you need to be born a jew
closes thing you can do is marry a jew
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@Paulajak omg @georgia is this true
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@Paulajak @lucy that's actually wrong, halachic authorities by and large *do* allow and recognize conversions officially even if they don't proselytize
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@Paulajak @lucy nope, that's not how it works at all
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@sun_eat3r @lucy its how it should be
yeah i know nowadays some jews allow but its still not proper tradition
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@arcana @lucy she should return to her even older ancestors and become an animist and worship the spirit of the computer and the estrogen spirit.
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@Paulajak @lucy proper tradition is for faggots that should rope themselves tho so based
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@allison @Paulajak @lucy

Judaism is for the recognised bloodlines. Why do you think they don't preach?
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@Paulajak @sun_eat3r @lucy Huh? Jews always have allowed conversions as long as they were undertaken in full seriousness, and at various times in the past they even proselytized (this isn't even getting into the matter of Christianity essentially starting as a minor Jewish sect before it decided to deliberately disavow that ancestry in favor of Gentile-baiting)
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@smv2 @Paulajak @lucy Not proselytizing isn't the same as not allowing conversions, there are even various metaphysical justifications for converts like the whole deal of "Jewish" souls (if they take reincarnation as a part of their exegetical system)
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@arcana @lucy there was apparently a Supreme Court case about it and converts can get citizenship
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@shrimp @smv2 @Paulajak @allison @lucy Mormons aren’t jewish. I’ve seen you say that multiple times now. So I’m categorizing it as seething. Why?

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@marine @smv2 @Paulajak @allison @lucy Mormons either consider themselves blood descendents of the Israelite tribes or are adopted into a tribe upon conversion, and thus view themselves as the “House of Israel
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@shrimp @smv2 @Paulajak @marine @allison @lucy the reason is complicated but it doesn't erase Jews, in fact Jewish tribe authority is taken so seriously that if a group of Levites wanted to fuck with Mormons they could start messing with their temple administration.
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@sun @smv2 @Paulajak @marine @allison @lucy @shrimp how come a Mormon has never offered me anything but free literature
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@georgia @smv2 @Paulajak @marine @allison @lucy @shrimp just ask. seriously. if you went to a church and asked for help moving you'd probably get it
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@sun

If there’s one thing the Elders Quorum does at the drop of the hat it’s load and unload moving trucks

@smv2 @Paulajak @marine @allison @georgia @lucy @shrimp
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@lucy

Has the job hunt gotten quite that bad?
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@shrimp @smv2 @Paulajak @marine @allison @lucy Mormons are posers, the descendents of the Israelite tribes all live in Ethiopia
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@sun @smv2 @Paulajak @allison @georgia @lucy @shrimp most churches, mormon or otherwise, as long as you reach out to them, will organize something as part of their outreach program.
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