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lifting women who are taller than me is not enough

i need to be able to bowser throw them too

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@mia I found out I can lift my gf and swing her around and now I am finding ways to incorporate this into more and more situations
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@anemone i if you’re less than 180lb i can probably lift you without too much trouble

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@mia so are u bowser and they are mario and you're both kissing
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@david i’m 5’1”, p sure bowser is taller than that

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@anemone @mia that’s honestly pretty light for your height, you’re taller than me and only about 12 stone
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@anemone @mia @arcana come on, you’re not a midwit
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@lain @anemone @mia I avoid being a midwit by having an IQ of 67
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@arcana@fedi.layer02.net @lain@lain.com @mia@movsw.0x0.st sad. true genius iq is 73 (iq of donald trump according to steve bannon)

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@lain@lain.com @mia@movsw.0x0.st @arcana@fedi.layer02.net it would be much higher except that im socially retarded and that brought the average way down

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@anemone @mia @lain I’m nearly there, just a few more years
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