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@histoire I've never seen that tiny sink thing but I have several explanations on how people might use them wherever that's a thing and you're not ready for it
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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

@histoire the whole point of urinals is that some guys seem to think sitting while peeing makes you less of a man or something so wtf is the point of this lmfao
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@lucy

I don't know that's what it is, that was just my wild guess

Also, it's wide enough that you can probably still stand on it, so it's fine as a standing one too
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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

@snacks @histoire okay jokes aside: there's washable pads and floor level sinks are very handy with these.
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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

@snacks @histoire no no, i know it's not a joke. this reply was like my first genuine reply in this thread.
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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

@snacks @histoire the real question is: why are american toilets so splashy? why is there so much water in there? that's kinda gross
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@lucy @snacks @histoire when shit sinks it tends not to leave itself on the side of the bowl.
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@lucy @snacks @histoire because they eat more, the thing that directs the excrement into the shitpipe needs to be thicker, otherwise it would clog up.
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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

@snacks @histoire and it does an excellent job at letting me poop in peace
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@k4t3 @snacks @histoire the also eat less fiber/more fat and carbs, so the viscosity of the substance in question may be much lower
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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

@snacks @histoire yes you clean the toilet, congratulations
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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

@snacks @histoire but the splash
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@snacks @lucy

MA, THEYRE FIGHTING OVER THE GERMAN VS AMERICAN TOILET DESIGNS AGAIN
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@histoire @snacks okay hear me out,

american design:
you poop, it does a deep dive awakening poseidon's wrath causing waves so high the splash will sprinkle your ass with not merely your poop but whatever was left from previous visits lurking in the water.

european design:
you poop, you brush, you flush. dry ass, poop disposed of. simple as.
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@histoire @snacks @lucy If German toilets are deeper, I’m in favor. I always get up to pee and due to my morning wood, my dick always dips into the toilet water and it’s never a fun time. I don’t even have a massive cock, but this is a regular occurrence for me.

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@Disa @lucy @snacks

Am I using my toilet wrong? I never have any of these things happen to me

My dick would have to reach my knees to hit water
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@histoire @lucy @snacks My apartment might have an especially not deep toilet, because it doesn’t usually happen when I’m out, though it happens when I’m at family’s houses sometimes. So maybe it’s #notalltoilets

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@lucy @snacks @histoire What a creative solution to this problem. jahy_laugh

Some people just talk about the problems without offering a solution, you, you’re a solution type of guy.

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@lucy @snacks @Disa

This would help with my stubby legs, ngl
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@lucy @histoire wrong. The point of urinals is that it takes a lot less time to pee without taking pants off. Hence, the line to the men's room is much shorter.

Honestly, why would anyone even want to go to the lady's room? It seems like communism all over again with lines to buy bread, except women stand there just to pee.
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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

@snacks @histoire how is this worse than the one we have
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@snacks @lucy @histoire yes, they should not exist, they don't respect the user's privacy, and it doesn't even work for both sexes
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@Disa @snacks @histoire im glad to have been of service aqua_salute
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@lucy @snacks @histoire wait i thought u meant a pissoir, those are the worst.
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@lucy @snacks @histoire whys your shit so heavy are you eating lead

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@newt @histoire i never used urinals also wtf do you mean it's faster?? you don't have to completely undress just pull down your pants smh
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@lucy @histoire you have to find a vacant stall, open the door, close the door, lock it, pull pants down, sit, do your thing, maybe wipe, pull pants up, flush, unlock the door, and leave.

Just unzipping and peeing is much faster.
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@k4t3 @snacks @histoire pissoirs are terrible but on festivals or the most run-down german train stations they actually have the "Pissrinne" it's literally an elongated bowl of a bunch of men taking a piss into next to each other.
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@newt @histoire there should be nothing but stalls. imagine the urinals were replaced by stalls. how would that make a difference to how many people can pee at the same time? and wtf do you not wipe your dick when using a urinal??
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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

@snacks @histoire @newt holy shit you're right. wtf.
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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

@snacks @newt @histoire ig you get more privacy at least. i really like the swiss train station fully-closed cabins they're the most comfy public restrooms you could possibly build.
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@lucy @newt

If you shake it more than twice, you're just playing with it
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@lucy @histoire why should I wipe my dick? Shaking is enough.

Fwiw I wouldn't even care, since pissing into the sink is always an option.
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@snacks @lucy @histoire they're just shy
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@histoire @newt @snacks use toilet paper the?
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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

@snacks @histoire @newt i don't get it but okay. im taking a shower bye
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@snacks @histoire @lucy also wtf is German toilet?
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@snacks @lucy @histoire wow...

I mean...

Suddenly, the whole "german scat fetish porn" thing started to make a whole lot more sense.
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@newt @lucy @snacks the church of fudge haunts me

fuck you germany
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@teratology @snacks @newt i have never heard of a "church of fudge" no please don't tell me
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@teratology @lucy @snacks honestly, the only thing I remember about toilets in Germany is that Munich airport has Vivaldi playing there so that you can't possibly hear anyone. But it had normal stalls.
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@joey @histoire @lucy @snacks why can't you just piss out of the window like a normal person would?
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@newt @snacks @histoire @joey i had a flatmate do that once
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Listens to Baroque while coding murder.exe newt

@lucy @snacks @histoire @joey i bet you it wasn't just once.

The antisocial part of my psyche desperately demands me to buy an apartment with an oriel window (that's the term?), drill a hole in the floor, and shit onto people's heads, like it's a medieval castle.
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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

@newt @histoire @joey @snacks the same guy set the microwave on fire, threw out his ps3 out the window, filled up a condome with water to the brim and threw it out the window like a bouncy ball, shot an arrow through the wall and smuggled a cannabis plant from germany to spain and back for NO REASON. i looked up what he's up to these days and still an idiot but he's alive.
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Edited 1 year ago
@lucy @snacks @histoire @joey wait I did most of these things too...

I also threw a cabinet out of the university window just for lulz. It was great success!
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@lucy @histoire @joey @snacks also, when I was 10 I launched paper aeroplanes out of my room's window. Many kids did, but my planes were made out of A0-sized paper and set on fire akillitwithfire
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@newt @snacks @histoire @joey how long did they even fly while on fire
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Edited 1 year ago
@lucy @snacks @histoire @joey until one of them landed inside some dude's car and the police was brought in. They didn't catch me tho, but I stopped.
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