@histoire I've never seen that tiny sink thing but I have several explanations on how people might use them wherever that's a thing and you're not ready for it
@histoire the whole point of urinals is that some guys seem to think sitting while peeing makes you less of a man or something so wtf is the point of this lmfao
american design: you poop, it does a deep dive awakening poseidon's wrath causing waves so high the splash will sprinkle your ass with not merely your poop but whatever was left from previous visits lurking in the water.
european design: you poop, you brush, you flush. dry ass, poop disposed of. simple as.
@histoire@snacks@lucy If German toilets are deeper, I’m in favor. I always get up to pee and due to my morning wood, my dick always dips into the toilet water and it’s never a fun time. I don’t even have a massive cock, but this is a regular occurrence for me.
@histoire@lucy@snacks My apartment might have an especially not deep toilet, because it doesn’t usually happen when I’m out, though it happens when I’m at family’s houses sometimes. So maybe it’s #notalltoilets
@lucy@histoire wrong. The point of urinals is that it takes a lot less time to pee without taking pants off. Hence, the line to the men's room is much shorter.
Honestly, why would anyone even want to go to the lady's room? It seems like communism all over again with lines to buy bread, except women stand there just to pee.
@lucy@histoire you have to find a vacant stall, open the door, close the door, lock it, pull pants down, sit, do your thing, maybe wipe, pull pants up, flush, unlock the door, and leave.
@k4t3@snacks@histoire pissoirs are terrible but on festivals or the most run-down german train stations they actually have the "Pissrinne" it's literally an elongated bowl of a bunch of men taking a piss into next to each other.
@newt@histoire there should be nothing but stalls. imagine the urinals were replaced by stalls. how would that make a difference to how many people can pee at the same time? and wtf do you not wipe your dick when using a urinal??
@snacks@newt@histoire ig you get more privacy at least. i really like the swiss train station fully-closed cabins they're the most comfy public restrooms you could possibly build.
@teratology@lucy@snacks honestly, the only thing I remember about toilets in Germany is that Munich airport has Vivaldi playing there so that you can't possibly hear anyone. But it had normal stalls.
The antisocial part of my psyche desperately demands me to buy an apartment with an oriel window (that's the term?), drill a hole in the floor, and shit onto people's heads, like it's a medieval castle.
@newt@histoire@joey@snacks the same guy set the microwave on fire, threw out his ps3 out the window, filled up a condome with water to the brim and threw it out the window like a bouncy ball, shot an arrow through the wall and smuggled a cannabis plant from germany to spain and back for NO REASON. i looked up what he's up to these days and still an idiot but he's alive.
@lucy@histoire@joey@snacks also, when I was 10 I launched paper aeroplanes out of my room's window. Many kids did, but my planes were made out of A0-sized paper and set on fire