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deer antlers are basically taxonomic trees in real life
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@mono does, find you a man with a crown back inner tine
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@XMediumxFloppax @mono imagine you're just trying to eat some ferns or some proto-rats and this giant flying murder lizard the size of a giraffe appears and fucks you up.
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad @mono they're in ark survival. You grab people with em then drop them off cliffs
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@XMediumxFloppax @mono that sounds rad, though real pterosaurs probably had weak hind claws and it's doubtful they could carry things.

still, the idea of them grabbing things and carrying them off to their nests is a common image in pop culture.
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad @mono I never played that game anyway they just had a few YouTube civilization videos I was binge watching
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@XMediumxFloppax @mono some of them had beaks, some of them had long toothy mouths like alligators.

t. I like pterosaurs and I've read a bit
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@XMediumxFloppax @mono I don't know why I have a picture of a pterosaur rabbi. but the wikipedia article on them is really good!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pterosaur
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@XMediumxFloppax @noyoushutthefuckupdad @mono

shit i was about to go out drink beer and fuck bitches

but i see this is a thing i need to deal with now
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@Dutch2Redux_Elecrtric_Boogaloo @XMediumxFloppax @mono 20 years ago Something Awful had a series of articles called "The Horrors of Porn" and one of them was about a woman who has sex with a bunch of guys wearing pterodactyl masks. no I will not look it up now, but you just reminded me of it.
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@Dutch2Redux_Elecrtric_Boogaloo @mono @noyoushutthefuckupdad there is actual porn of that where a girl is wacking off guys wearing pterry heads standing around flapping their wings. Retro stuff is so funny before everything turned anime
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@XMediumxFloppax @mono @noyoushutthefuckupdad

old porn was all like Jenna Haze

New Porn is Riley Reid

sorry if i spoiled the plot there
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad @Dutch2Redux_Elecrtric_Boogaloo @mono triceratops with a tophat lol. And here I was about to make a women joke. Pls stop fucking beasts everyone
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@XMediumxFloppax @noyoushutthefuckupdad @mono

i am interepting my Charls Carroll stream for this one so you better press that like button

https://youtu.be/1faGNp9xvNQ
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@Dutch2Redux_Elecrtric_Boogaloo @XMediumxFloppax @mono I think I have a copy of the original music video that's full of women letting dogs lick their faces and it's gross
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@mothersmurfer @XMediumxFloppax @mono @noyoushutthefuckupdad

i had woman tell me to watch Sex in the City

and i see bitches with 50 shades of Gray in their bio

all they are saying is

you arent Rich enough to Rape us
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@mono that is so neat thanks for sharing
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@XMediumxFloppax @noyoushutthefuckupdad @Dutch2Redux_Elecrtric_Boogaloo @mono Dino Sanctuary is a terrificly simple yet wholesome manga that I now like to edit / skim as a form of "eye bleach" after a long day of reading about horrible shit online.

Because who doesn't love dinosaurs? dinodance watabit
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@XMediumxFloppax @noyoushutthefuckupdad @Dutch2Redux_Elecrtric_Boogaloo @mono > Never forget, allied bombing raids destroyed one of the only intact Spinosaurus skeletons on Earth during the second world war.

Patton was right, we really did defeat the wrong enemy doomer
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