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Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯

in germany they don't say happy birthday they say "UM ZEHN UHR IST ZAPFENSTREICH" and i wish they had gone forward with the morgenthau plan instead of the marshall plan ngl sadblob
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@lucy if the morgenthau plan happens Germans would be living in a preindustrial paradise and would be the happiest people on earth
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@georgia @lucy trve we would just need tight border guards keeping out modern technology (like books)
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@dagda @lucy illuminated manuscripts on vellum ONLY
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@georgia based
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@dagda @georgia @lucy No civilian tech but still leading military tech, with nuclear cannons all around the border.
The French and Polish would live in constant terror, suicide rates unheard of.
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@nerthos @georgia @lucy how would you achieve that without some kind of professional class? Militaries need bureaucrats and scientists, we don't want this around here.
Also giving a sovereign germany any military capacity is really dangerous as they won't use it to remind "France" and """Poland"""" of Prussian / Alsacean territorial integrity but rather immediately claim Lebensraum (today you would say "rule based order") on Russian territory
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@dagda @georgia @lucy Germans always find a way!

I will say though, sovereign Germany and Lebensraum is good, sovereign Germany and no Lebensraum is also good, I'm happy as long as it ceases being a colony. That alone, even if the country just drinks beer every day while sitting on top of the missiles, would be the biggest wrench NATO could ever have thrown at them.
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@nerthos @dagda @georgia germany is bad i hate this language and culture and just want it gone
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@lucy @dagda @georgia 🔧
Have some pride in the greatest nation of Europe after the golden age of the Spanish empire.
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@nerthos @georgia @lucy it's really easy to tell you don't "live" here
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@dagda @georgia @lucy Of course. That's why I want it to be good again, the state it's in is tragic. By any metric it should be at least three times as good as it is with a state answering exclusively to its core population not to foreign powers.
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@nerthos @dagda @georgia can you even name one "great" thing about this shithole? (other than bread)
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@mischievoustomato @georgia @lucy @nerthos

IHR REVIER IST DIE AUTOBAHN

IHR TEMPO IST MÖRDERISCH

IHRE GEGNER: AUTOSCHIEBER, MÖRDER UND ERPRESSER

EINSATZ RUND UM DIE UHR FÜR DIE MÄNNER VON COBRA 11

UNSERE SICHERHEIT IST IHR JOB

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@nerthos @dagda @georgia other places have nice swords too you know, playmobil is literal trash, german beer is very overrated
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@lucy @dagda @georgia Pathological anti-German sentiment you sound like Vivi
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@nerthos @dagda @georgia > you sound like vivi
pleadingcute thank you i love vivi
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@nerthos @georgia @lucy you don't need CIA demoralization for seeing germany as it is.
There's germans and there's people who unfortunately have to live here too
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@nerthos @georgia @lucy calling vivi a bottom will get you in trouble with the US deep state btw
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@dagda @georgia @lucy The key to fixing a country that is shit is realizing "it isn't the country that is shit, it's these assholes" and pointing at a group, and going total war against them.
One of two outcomes: you win and things improve, or you die feeling like a hero of the fatherland.
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@nerthos @dagda @georgia > and pointing it at a group
yes and that group is germans
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@nerthos @georgia @lucy Reichsbürgers are german Boomers who got lost in german law autism and have too much appreciation for german guns (the guns are cool tho I'll give them that)
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@lucy @dagda @georgia Honestly fair you can go to war with Germans I can't argue that
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@dagda @nerthos @georgia avg germans don't appreciate guns enough snek it's something i dislike about this culture
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@dagda @georgia @lucy TBH I'd go fight for the Kaiser.
My ancestors only left because they were fighting in the eastern front as army medics and got two options from their commanding officer: hop on a boat that's going to America, or die pointlessly defending this trench because the incoming enemy advance is so numerically overwhelming as to be impossible to affect with the men we have here.
So they got on the boat.
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@lucy @georgia @nerthos
>make some of the best small arms in the world
>"we are pacifists btw"
They literally only want to produce them, not appreciate them. They really just want to become one with the machine (common german cope for not killing billions)
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@nerthos @dagda @georgia this is how i wake up knowing im stuck here
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@nerthos @georgia @lucy
so in short they were not real germans (doing something just for the sake of doing it, even when it makes no sense)
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@dagda @georgia @lucy @nerthos i dont speak german but i can hear the latin spanish dub. So kino. I might learn german just for this show but i watch it with mum too
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@dagda @georgia @lucy They would have stayed if they had the guns to do anything, but it was just a few guys with little in the way of heavy weapons and they were first and foremost medical personnel. Realized it made more sense to leave and come back later. One did, another stayed over here because he met a girl and got married and had children.
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@nerthos @georgia @lucy
so doing anything other than executing the command from top, even for reason or love. Profoundly anti-german
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@mischievoustomato @georgia @lucy @nerthos
Yeah RTL really sells the show everywhere. It's the only good private television show in germany so it makes sense
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@mia @georgia @nerthos @dagda what part of that was rude??
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@dagda @georgia @lucy @nerthos makes sense. me and mum consider the show so good that every 45 minute episode feels like a mini movie. It's just that fucking good.
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@mischievoustomato @georgia @lucy @nerthos cars are the only thing germans are passionate about these days so it makes sense.
The turkish cop guy did more towards germans accepting turkish labor migrants than all government diversity programs combined
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@dagda @georgia @lucy @nerthos yeah. total erdogan atalay (semir gerkhan) love. He's cool. And I also love cars.
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@dagda @georgia @lucy Consider "commanding officer told them"
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@nerthos @georgia @lucy what kind of military command is that ambiguous the commander probably didn't believe in the Reich anymore and was just no cap. I don't remember the highest in command going "guys it's Ogre we're cooked chat", they sent children and pensioners to the front and were violently submitted into defeat when they had absolutely no more material means to object
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@dagda @georgia @lucy This was WWI not WWII
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@dagda @georgia @lucy Third reich was a good attempt but by bloodline my alliegance is to the german empire.
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@nerthos @georgia @lucy it seems to be more popular these days then Herrenrasse. The current german flag is from the cucked bourgeois revolution attempt (the liberal revolutionaries that all go slaughtered by the monarchy).
Far right here often use the black white red flag, which doesn't represent revolutionary sentiment but rather Prussia + the Hanseatic League. I can't blame them tbh, liberalism is fake and gay but even more if it's contextually a looser flag and all factualities of the nation got defacto imposed from above or occupying forces.
Black white red + the GDRs hammer and drawing compass would go absolutely hard as a NazBol flag tbh
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@dagda @georgia @lucy Miss me with anything bolshevik any German who supports communism loves to get raped and offer the nation's children and women to the reds.

I agree with the modern flag and state being complete bullshit though, a colonial government, and the black red and white should come back.
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@nerthos @georgia @lucy NazBol isn't a real thing outside of russia and perhaps the US if you count Haz Al-Din but it surely is present as a meme.

About a modern Kaiserreich it would surely be funny, it would be the most ethnically diverse racist colonial empire in human history but I've spent enough time on the internet to consider racism a post-racial movement at this point
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@dagda @georgia @lucy Racism is about the friends we make along the way.
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@nerthos @dagda @georgia @lucy we don't care what race you are as long as you're racist <3
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