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actually thats my new standard. youre only allowed to eat the meat of animals you could personally kill yourself in hand to hand combat

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you could easily throttle a chicken. anyone could. cows? they're big, but pretty stupid and docile. Pigs? Good Fucking Luck Buddy

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@vriska Squirrels hate this idea, but are distracted easily.

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@admitsWrongIfProven im not sure many people could kill a squirrel in melee combat they'd just run up a tree

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@georgia @vriska I don't think docile is quite the word here either.
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@dhfir @georgia I think if I had to I'd personally have a much better chance killing a cow than a pig

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@vriska cows will easily fuck you up i think. look at bulls. the chicks are just modest they hold the same punch
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@vriska Me entering the pig farm to the horror of the school children doing an educational tour:
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@vriska @dhfir @georgia You can knock out a cow by hitting it in the right place near the back of the jaw, that's how a classmate's friend, when extremely drunk, knocked out a young cow from a field to eat it. Farmer didn't like this and chased them with a shotgun the next weekend.
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@nerthos @vriska the pig you fell somehow cannot be harvested for meat
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@dhfir @vriska @georgia lmao
You'll be fine unless there's a bull, basically

If there's a bull, climb a tree. You can't outrun it and chances are you aren't a trained matador.
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