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queen of carrot flowers

crypto crash in sf can't come soon enough
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@lain asian pussy hits nerds harder than crack
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@mischievoustomato it's either that or estradiol / trains
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@lain I really didnt need to see this
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@georgia thank god you won't see more, it's getting ridiculous
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@mischievoustomato @lain
with you its either constant "jokes" about being thirsty for p/bussy and borderline raping about it, or its "I'm cool because I dont care about pursuing women". pick a lane.
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@georgia @lain latter, and i can say anything i wanna say, i *am* a hypocrite about many things
that said, i do want pussy but i do *not* wanna pursue women, you do know i intend to get prostitutes, right?
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@georgia @lain also I can't rape, my penis is 🦐 small (5 inch hard, usable though).
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@VD15 @lain @georgia hey i can use mine at least. there's guys with smaller ones somehow
also uh is that too bad to open at uni
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@VD15 @lain @mischievoustomato I thought BBC and tiny asian peen were myths, but this infographic is so convincing...
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@georgia @VD15 @mischievoustomato it's true, just buy a condom in japan and one in europe and compare the size
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@lain @georgia her reptile eye contacts (or tattoos?) are so pretty
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@georgia @lain @mischievoustomato Scale in the diagram is way off, but there's truth to the general trend. What I'm trying to tell tomato though, is that men tend to over-report and women tend to over-estimate. Unless you have an actual micropenis or are dating an unironic size queen, what you got is probably fine.

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@genmaicha @georgia she is a beautiful girl, hope she's doing good now
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@lain @VD15 @mischievoustomato how big a peen does one need to pee standing up? 1.5 inches maybe?
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@VD15 @lain @georgia i saw it now, still, i want to have a 10 or higher incher, itd be coolerino 😎💪
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@lain @georgia @VD15 @mischievoustomato there's an urban legend that says your (american) shoe size is roughly twice the size of your dick (in inches), and I lowkey believe it's accurate within plus or minus an inch
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@georgia @lain @mischievoustomato Anyone can pee standing up. Hitting the bowl is the difficult part.

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@lain I always forgor that Indonesia is the largest Muslim country. honestly I would be a Muslim in a country where Christians literally crucify themselves. (inb4 Shiites on Karbala)
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@mischievoustomato @lain @georgia Then the prostitute at the brothel will tell you whatever you want to hear, bud.

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@georgia @VD15 @genmaicha @mischievoustomato no way to know, you just have to ask
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@VD15 @lain @genmaicha @mischievoustomato i took a foot pic some years ago as a bit, it has never seen the light of day
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@georgia @VD15 @genmaicha @mischievoustomato leave those vultures hanging, queen
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@lain Look, this is distraction and creating fear. new moon is in 4 days it will go up despite the candles say no> monthly pivot

means add to your collateral and hold position, you should have one from here down as well at less leverage.

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@VD15 @lain @georgia @coolboymew I'd rather fuck women bc femboys that look good enough are r a r e
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@VD15 @lain @genmaicha @mischievoustomato my feet are long and narrow and kinda rectangular-like
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@VD15 @lain @georgia @genmaicha though, i wonder if ai could generate feet based on a face picture, but i doubt there's any correlation
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@georgia @lain @genmaicha @mischievoustomato Mine are long and* wide. Buying shoes is an absolute nightmare bc most stores don't even stock my size. Have to order online and pray the arch fits.

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The sizing on that shit sound like engine oil. Regular super flow with leak guard protection.
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