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Pseudo-intellectual White Man
pwm@darkdork.dev
@prettygood ladies eat ass too, I guess. Or gays.
Probably gays.
Probably gays.
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@prettygood I CAME HERE TO CHEW ASS AND KICK BUBBLE GUM
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@sapphire so which one goes first, the chewing or the kicking
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@prettygood its like when you go to hibachi and they throw the shrimp at you but instead of shrimp its bubble gum and instead of a spatula its my foot, when I hit your starfish I start chewin
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Is this one of those products women buy for their bfs
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Willow Brook 💜
Paradox@raru.re
@prettygood I will wipe my ass with regular toilet paper like God intended.
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@prettygood It's a feature, not a bug.
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Sapphire Star
sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
@newmodel @prettygood women and men who don't know how bad these are for their plumbing
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Ketoniggas have ruined a lot of things
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@prettygood @newmodel I mean its not my house so UV resin also goes down mine
poisoning the septic bacteria is a landcuck problem
poisoning the septic bacteria is a landcuck problem
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@prettygood @newmodel nah you're fine, the landcuck is my paypiggy who turns my rent directly into express replacements when the water heater runs slightly brown
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christmas tomato
mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click@prettygood @newmodel @sapphire >look at this housecuck
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@mischievoustomato @newmodel @prettygood >hurr durr in just 29 years it’ll be my house and I’ll only have to pay rent to the government
>roof collapses on year 28
>new mortgage
>roof collapses on year 28
>new mortgage
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Willow Brook 💜
Paradox@raru.re@sapphire @prettygood
That... is maybe the only circumstance under which I'd willingly use a "bidet".
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Berk Berkman #WaifusOfColor
berkberkman@shitposter.world
@prettygood Wait, what did they mean by "Lil' Dude Wipes" with a bubblegum "flavor"?
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New Year Phoenix ☦️
BowsacNoodle@poa.st
@Paradox @sapphire @prettygood A bidet toilet seat is one of the best QOL upgrades you can make for under $200. I don’t get what the hang up is. Having zero residual 💩 immediately after a dump is such a nice thing. Faster and less wiping. It’s not like you’re giving yourself an enema with it either… you are rinsing out your crack.
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Thickasabrick Uralista
Thickasabrick@poa.st
@BowsacNoodle @Paradox @sapphire @prettygood might be a little cold in the Winter....I might over-pucker under such conditions...
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@prettygood so is it extra large or 'lil
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New Year Phoenix ☦️
BowsacNoodle@poa.st
@sapphire @Thickasabrick @Paradox @prettygood A warm water blending valve with pressure control is like $50 on Amazon. Pressure control is basically required on bidets and even the cheapass ones should use a pressure reducer, especially on city water.
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New Year Phoenix ☦️
BowsacNoodle@poa.st
@sapphire @Thickasabrick @Paradox @prettygood I just turn a lever and it’s clean enough to dry in 15-20 seconds. Cuts down on how much tp and time spent. No more wiping until your ass is raw from a bad 💩.
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New Year Phoenix ☦️
BowsacNoodle@poa.st
@Thickasabrick @Paradox @sapphire @prettygood Good news- warm water is an option. But really there isn’t that much water coming out anyway. Like a really bad diarrhea dump is maybe rinsing with a quart of water
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New Year Phoenix ☦️
BowsacNoodle@poa.st
@sapphire @Thickasabrick @Paradox @prettygood Work from home? Bidet and then dick around for the 15 minutes you saved by not having to shower.
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@sapphire @Thickasabrick @Paradox @prettygood This topic is pretty gay but OP pic is also
very gay. I have exactly one individually wrapped dude wipe that I carry in my briefcase should I ever destroy a toilet while traveling. I got it for free from a sample. Wet wipes are gross unless you’re innawoods.
very gay. I have exactly one individually wrapped dude wipe that I carry in my briefcase should I ever destroy a toilet while traveling. I got it for free from a sample. Wet wipes are gross unless you’re innawoods.
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New Year Phoenix ☦️
BowsacNoodle@poa.st
@sapphire @Thickasabrick @Paradox @prettygood Me. Feelsgoodman.
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New Year Phoenix ☦️
BowsacNoodle@poa.st
@sapphire @Thickasabrick @Paradox @prettygood You don’t have a 1.6 gallon/minute showe? The heck?
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