“ow d-dont kick me…” - chief

FUCKED UP

SHE IS NOT KICKABLE

@lizzie puntable

@theking okay she kinda is kickable ngl

@theking but she is NOT puntable. she is a grown woman who works 15 hours a day and thinks black coffee isnt bitter enough

@theking also half of wynn in intelligence’s job is to be the resident zoomer who can use the internet well bc chief cant

@theking chief doesnt let her daughters have phones bc “phones rot your brains kid”

she is an eternal creature on its 100th year in human form.

okay actually the longer i say this the funnier it is to imagine her getting punted across a room. shes also kinda weak and half the characters probably could do this to her lmao

and theres the official comic where chief is two bugs

@theking idk its just not going to be pretty when she lands 💀

@lizzie it helps that i know nothing about ptn