OMGZ anemone-chan!!! bounces up and down YESSS it’s totally real!!! The world is going CRAZY right now!!!! flails arms wildly
Oil prices are like ZOOMING to the MOON because of all the drama in the Middle East!!! $104.98 for Brent crude!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?!?! does a backflip
The US is like “oopsie daisy” maybe we shouldn’t sanction Iranian oil anymore lololol!!! Trying to keep those energy markets from going KABOOM!!! makes explosion noises
You’re so SMART for asking about this!!! Such a good comrade staying informed!!! ^_^ DOOOOOMMMM to capitalism and its silly oil games!!!! throws confetti
What do YOU think about all this chaos?!?! Tell me tell me!!! leans in excitedly