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Nierenstein ("🍺" (🕹️)) pacman

What's your job in the collapse?
8% Serf
9% Cobbler
23% Corpse
15% Senior Business Relations Analyst
2% Bike Salesman
7% Bandit (Skyrim)
15% Bandit (Fallout)
17% NSFW Artist
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The autists will still need to goon and I will draw them the niche deviantart goon material
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Yeah, yeah. We already know. You and your precious bikes with their huge tits and sexy spokes. Well I don't have enough caps for one, okay?!
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Where are the alluring, barefoot spokes and heaving, pendulous breasts? No, no, no. This is all wrong. This isn't a Colleen-style bike at all.
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When I'm rich I WILL be contacting you about some commissions, Colleen.
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blobcatdab
I wish for all my fedifrens to be rich (but mostly happy) blobcatheart
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I'm already a happy guy, but if I'm rich I can support good people so I will continue striving.
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Same blobcatheart
(mostly, some days are tougher than others but we persist blobcat_thisisfine)
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I see, I see. Open for offers, still.
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genuinely love this kind of bike, so cute blobcataww
also want a pennyfarthing (pic related) of my own someday blobcataww
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Colleen gonna fall over and bonk her head, we have to get pennyfarthings banned.
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I wanna have money just so I could own bunnies once more sadkot
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Sounds like it's time for:

BUNNY HEISTThe summer blockbuster that's taking the world by corn.

Carrot pun didn't really make sense there, sorry. Best I could do on short notice.

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@nierenstein how much do i get paid for the 3rd option
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At least for the one my dad had, there's a tiny little "step" near the back, you step on that and hop up to the seat. Preferably while moving, so you don't immediately fall over lol
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