people be like "Cringe-ianity doesn't allow kink you pervert" but like it's a religion based on how the ultimate twink humiliation fetishist suspension enthusiast preached submission to God the Father (thus accepting an eternal total power exchange selfcest relationship for the sins of the whole world in all time including the current shitpost) then shitposted in the temple as a kid, pissing off the Pharisees and Sadducees because they hate fun and thinking about their actions respectively then fucking was a brat to Satan offering to dom him in exchange for the eternal damnation of humanity and then, after having been baptised by the Holy Ghost (voyeuse) and hanging around with a band of twinks and their hags, finally gets fingered by the Pharisee fuzz because they don't like having fun and the Sadducees help them because they do like having fun but they hate thinking about the afterlife and then after engaging in a brutal one-on-one spiritual humiliation hour in the garden (therapy kink) gets bound by the Cohenim cops (arrest, police, temple garments, whips, etc fetishes), taken to be publicly humiliated by all of the second temple jerusalem elite, then finally gets the big fucking finally of being suspended on a cross in full view of all an sundry with his poor friends and family looking on (ultimate humiliation kink) and finally fucking giving up the Ghost (execution kink) after being stabbed by Longinus (play piercing) and then being entombed (mummification, total body bondage, sensory deprivation) in a cave built by Joseph of Arimathea (findom/paypig) only to ressurect himself (powerup/going super saiyan fetish) and escape (houdini fetish), later going back to his bros and hags for some intense aftercare and piercing fingering by Thomas. Is this the biography of someone who wants you live life vanilla? JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF GOD DID NOT GET CRUCIFIED AND GLADLY TAKE ON YOUR SINS SO YOU CAN BE FUCKING CRAVEN COWARDS. GO OUT THERE BE WEIRD EXHAUST YOUR DESIRE AND REPENT

@risperdoll never heard of a power-up fetish but it sounds endearing. not gonna remark on the rest if the post lol