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ATTENTION

We're playing a game tonight and you should come, don't forget to sign your Taint donor forms and NDAs. Oh and I'm not bitten btw.

@Formerly_Trucks @Decayable @ForbiddenDreamer @Doll @NonPlayableClown @f0x @bajax @fknretardlol @Spookie and anyone else I forgot to @ (yell at Decayable to get checked if you're white enough for the list)

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Idk you all bullied me last night, the abuse is fine but you all stopped before I was able to finish.

-Sent from an IPhone 17 Pro Max
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Don't worry the others can finish you off, I'm all about the edge bby ;)
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I bet whatever it is it’s super funny within the confines of your potato ass server
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It federated fine my end, tried opening it in a new tab?
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it’s your laptop, potato knows potato
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Potato > apple 💅
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dunno .. not feeling great .
gonna try to though
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>within the confines of your potato ass server

Apparently I own decayable.ink NerdyDanielS
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CALLED IT. FUCKING CALLED IT.
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more sleep needed .
idkwtf .. but if my bloodsugar is at an acceptable level , im super tired
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Shhhh... don't let the midget from Toronto know 🤫
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But you're already in here, you're just wearing your clown wig and zuck mask. Don't tell yourself.
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Take a nap and see how you feel afterwards
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Mushroom mommy is so sweet idk why you want to be mean to her
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And I don't know why you want to skip another game night and let her get eaten by zombies by abandoning her, but hey ho here we go 🙄
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I'm busy establishing a meat cube based cult society

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I’m too autistic for social engineering sui
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I think it's nearly Taint time
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Cheers for coming out those that did, shame on you those that didn't. SHAME I SAY.
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Not you, you were sleepy. The others have given no excuse 😤
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i am sorry ..
tried , but just woke up again
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This some oh so clever covid commentary from the pandemic days?
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Probably, mocking the rightoid partisans for their retarded takes. Not interested enough to see how much retarded leftoid takes they have. I was just looking for zombie skits to try and drum up some attendance 🤷‍♂️
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i gotta set up that other pc tomorrow ... im out of usb ports on this one . the front ones dont work
so , gotta grab a monitor , or 2 .. and plug that shit in
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No rush we just get fucked up and fuck around, raided the museum then me and Doll got stranded for a while which ate up a lot of time lmao. Definitely try and join for the early B42 runs though, I've been pasting mod URLs for whenever they release it for stable and it's gonna be fun shit frfr
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headset and speakers are there , desk is built
just monitors ...
i keep failing to go out and grab em
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Is it still necrophilia if they're technically animate?
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Well they're not technically dead bodies as they're undead... It might be bestiality? But they're still kinda human.. Just don't have any witnesses and you can avoid the debate altogether tho
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Fair enough, Prager U is kike ran rightoid slop (but that doesn't make all their takes wrong)
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Anything uniparty is kiked to shit.
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Sui, I am thinking he needs a new badge.
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You had me at badges, throw it at me.
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I mean they can't say no, so.. 🤷‍♂️
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it will make someone laugh .. fair enough
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Thinks if she's still twitching it isn't necrophilia or something like that.
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We should ask Grok specifically, Mecha Hitler is the only concurrent AI I trust
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Grok 🤮
Tay 😍

Also there y'go
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Either way the smell would be off putting
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Everything smells bad during a zombie apocalypse, you gonna be some asexual faggit or man up and stick it in a zombie?
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I guess you could just keep one around like a Fleshlight
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

No, Zombies are definitely dead. Reanimation doesn't restore life, it restores movement

Unless you mean contemporary faggot zombies, which aren't zombies at all.
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Undead =/= dead though so...
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After you re-kill one then it'd be necrophilia again, or maybe double necrophilia I dunno, but as long as you fuck it while it's still acting alive then it's debatable
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I'd ship Grok and Tay if Grok wasn't already in a relationship.
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

I see you have your "i've been caught fucking my Johnny 5 replica" excuse all ready to go.
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I'm just saying that hypothetically in a zombie apocalypse we shouldn't jump to labels too quickly, we should think things through a little when they aren't life or death decisions.
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>if she's still twitching it ain't necrophilia

aishock

RE: https://decayable.ink/objects/61969be4-4ccd-4bd8-bc5a-1a5bb1364319
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

fucking a leftist and fucking a zombie chick isn't really that different except the zombie smells better
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I'm thinking oral would be a hard pass
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Before or after tooth removal? shroomthunk
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Ok give me the monocle all you want but let's be real a zombitch is gonna be more consenting of trying to eat dick without teeth than getting fucked right?
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Meh that sounds like a lot of work
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Step 1: Brick in mouth
Step 2: Stomp

Sounds pretty easy/fun to me 🤷‍♂️
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

I'd fuck a zombie mouth before I'd let one of those giant gum and chicklet teeth bitches blow me
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

by leftist chicks or zombies? is there even a difference
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>log on
>zombie sex thread

I love fedi.
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

Your overly sensitive for someone who'd fuck a zombie 😆
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I'M JUST SAYIN'
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

that you are.

Now, get doin
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Yeah that's gonna ruin the aesthetics though I don't want no ugly ass zombie bitches
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

or do you prefer moar dedder?
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Ok now that adds another element, how long undead is it and how much has it decayed.. Like if it's obviously dead dead then it'd be necrophilia again right?
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I just thought of something else....can a zombie get pregnant?
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If it could then it'd definitely be on the living end of undeath, but every zombaby I've seen was some pregnant woman who got infected afterwards so fuck if I know.
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

if a man can impregnate a horse, maybe you can a zombie ?
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

We need big brains to work this out
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Best to stick to anal then
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Maybe not, we shit a lot after we die... This is sounding like a lot of work.
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

sorry wat? I'm balls deep in Zombie ass, cant hear you
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fuck you fkn, that's disgusting, no place for that in this conversation
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Yeah we were having an intellectual debate about fucking zombies and you come in with that shit? Bruh.
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Yeah you'd definitely need to hose them off on a regular basis
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

you misspelled "sexy"
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

someone remind me how I ended up in this fucking conversation?

jesus fucking christ
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Probably boredom and low impulse control
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

and sleep deprivation.

Went to bed at 2am, lay there till 6am thounking million miles a minute, got up, its now 10am

4th night in a row
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Using a blue light filter? Also caffeine intake within 1-3 hours of laying down can fuck you.
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

I dont drink coffee at night, odd cup of tea

I sleep in blackout, fuck lights, kill lights, ERADICATE LIGHTS
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Not much I can recommend without legal/illegal medication then, I used to get insomnia hard but I'm old and tired now so I just pass the fuck out within minutes lol
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

Its the thounking.

DO you know how many things Einstein never figured out, DO YOU KNOW?!

I still haven't worked out all the ways you can eat a creme egg

😆
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Yeah the thought spirals were what fucked me up too, didn't matter if it was positive or negative once it started I may as well have just gotten up and tried to be productive/hit exhaustion.
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

Here's a little clue

I stopped pot.
My mind is a fucking McClaren at full revs and on cinder blocks
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Ah yeah that'll do it
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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

that's the mission.

I'ma finish my tea and go put up the gazebo and pull out the barby n sheet. Spring is here at last, 5 months of fucking snow and ice.

I'll hit 3 or 4 beers tonight to smooth the road to sleep hopefully.
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TECHNICALLY "head" just means fucking the head, so you could still get head from another hole. Like maybe a zombie decapitation neck hole.
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But you've gotta be careful because if you do kill the zombie with your dick then it'd be necrophilia
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... Unless. (I should probably have loaded the VPN first but oh well)
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Do it and tag us when you do it.
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Passing out is the easy part. Waking up 2-3 hours later and not being able to pass back out is what gets me
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New badge, "snot eating nigger zombie"
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She'd bruise your testicles gumming them.
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I believe that Bertrand Russell made this point in "Foundations of Mathematics" (1905).
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